Crime & Safety

Thief Steals Bible... No, Really

Police report that a Bible was the only thing stolen from the vehicle.

Well if this isn’t the most ironic thing you’ve heard all day, someone stole a Bible from a parked car in Prince George’s County.

According to The Washington Post, the thief entered the vehicle through an open window between 9 and 9:15 a.m. Sunday in Upper Marlboro. The only thing reported to be missing from the parked car in 900 block of Kings Valley Drive was a Bible.

PGPD encourages people to keep valuables out of plain sight and to always hide it, lock it, keep it.

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It’s going to take more than a few Hail Marys to make up for this one.

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