Protecting the People's Water

Hair Beautification - Management of Hair Dye Treatments must be immediately discontinued in salons and in the home. ALL hair dyes are excessively pollutive, both carcinogenically and otherwise to the People's Water and MUST be stopped forthwith. - Milton Friedman, DIVINELY AND AUTHORITATIVEY AND PROMULGATIONALLY PARAPHRASEED AND PERFECTLY DIVINELY AND PROMULGATIVELY SO ORDERED BY THE PERFECTLY DIVINE BEING, THE PDB AKA THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY, THE PDA..- As transcribed by The Perfectly Divine Authority's (PDA's) Inferior Client, as part of a "one way" conversation.

Construction Standards - Outbound Water - The Perfectly Divine Being Deems the use of PVC outbound plumbing (piping) to be unnecessarily carcinogenic and injurious to the People's Water. Inferior PVC plumbing is also Perfectly and Divinely Deemed much more subject to deterioration over time and is thusly Deemed inferior to much more solidly constructed copper piping, especially in OUTBOUND WATER applications in the HOME. Therefore, the use of PVC plumbing is hereby PROHIBITED as injurious to PUBLIC HEALTH and must be STOPPED forthwith. When making "NEW AND IMPROVED" changes, such changes must in fact be IMPROVED or society risk degradation by proponents of German Philosopher "kings" who believe not in republicanism and rule of the people, but rather in relieving their immensely miniscule sexual tensions in their own facial orifices. German Philosopher "king" proponents who are responsible for the unnecessary change from copper to CARCINOGENIC and in other ways INFERIOR PVC plumbing MUST and WILL be held accountable both CRIMINALLY, CIVILLY and SUBLIMELY for egregious VIOLATIONS of the Laws of GOD and Man. .- As transcribed by The Perfectly Divine Authority's (PDA's) Inferior Client, as part of a "one way" conversation.

TOXIC and carcinogenic residue from FLUSHING of MANY and NUMEROUS unnecessary Moon Bat installations of poly vinyl chloride (PVC) receptacles, catch joints, pipes and intermediate HOME sewer lines accumulates and intensifies caustic increases of residue on a constantly, CONTINUING and CUMULATIVE basis, rendering formerly clean water resources such as the Marlborough - Southborough, Massachusetts M.D.C. Reservoir much less appealing to water consumers who enjoy drinking WATER free of carcinogenic HOT SPOTS.

Replacement of Substandard (PVC) Piping - THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NEFARIOUS INSTALLATION OF POLY VINYL CHLORIDE WHICH POLLUTED THE LANDS AND LUNGS OF COUNTRYMEN IN E. PALESTINE, OHIO MUST AND WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, MONETARILY, CRIMINALLY, CIVILLY AND SUBLIMELY FOR SUCH EGREGIOUS VIOLATIONS OF CONSTRUCTION STANDARDS, AND OF THE LAWS OF GOD AND MAN. .- As transcribed by The Perfectly Divine Authority's (PDA's) Inferior Client, as part of a "one way" conversation.

CENTRAL GOVERNMENT MIS-REGULATION OF TOILET FLUSHES - THE PLUMBING OF ALL HOMES AND COMMERCIAL EDIFICES MUST CONFORM TO THE TYPE AND FLUSHING STANDARDS AND CAPABILITIES OF THE MAIN HOSPITAL CARE BUILDING OF THE EVERETT, MASSACHUSETTS LOCATED, AND CAMBRIDGE HEALTH ALLIANCE SUBSUMED HOSPITAL "CARE" COMPLEX. THIS HOSPITAL GETS A "D" RATING FOR ADHERING TO COMPETENTLY ADMINISTERED MEDICAL PRACTICE. HOWEVER, THEY KNOW HOW TO INSTALL PRESSURIZED TOILET FLUSHING SYSTEMS THAT "GET THE JOB DONE," EFFICIENTLY, EFFECTIVELY AND WITH NO LOSS OF PRECIOUS TIME BY MOON BATTEDLY REQUIRED NON-"GREEN" AND GOVERNMENTALLY STUPID AND TYRANNICALLY MANDATED DOUBLE "GREEN" MORE WATER WASTING-LY FLUSHING-LY! WHY SHOUD BIG SHOT COMMERCIAL BUILDING MANAGERS BE ALLOWED TO INSTALL EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE "TURD" EVACUATION EQUIPMENT AND THOSE IN THEIR HOMES ARE REQUIRED TO DOUBLE, TRIPLE, AND OFTENLY AND MORELY QUADRUPLE FLUSH? No exceptions to this Divinely Promulgated and GODLY and ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSERVING order - As transcribed by The Perfectly Divine Authority's (PDA's) Inferior Client, as part of a "one way" conversation.

1. THE WATER ISSUE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE LIKE OTHERS, I LOVE TO DRINK WATER AS IT QUENCHES MY THIRST IN THE MOST EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE MANNER.

1A. THE GOD OF GRATITUDE, ORDERLINESS, PEACE AND FREEDOM, AKA, THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY (PDA) HAS ASSERTED IN A SUBLIME SPIRITUAL PREMONITION THROUGH HIS HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM TO HIS INFERIOR CLIENT THAT:

1A.1 - PRIOR TO THE INSTALLATION OF THE ARTHUR VIGEANT ADMINISTRATION'S AND HERLY ADMINISTRATIVE BUREAUCRACY'S LAKE WILLIAMS "WALKWAY OVER DRINKING WATER" THE WATER QUALITY OF LAKE WILLIAMS INGESTIBLE WATER WAS MINIMALLY POLLUTED WITH SALT (NACL) AND UNPOLLUTED BY HUMAN WASTE.

1A.2 - SINCE THE INSTALLATION OF ARTHUR VIGEANT'S "WALKWAY," AN INCREASE IN DEFECATIVE SLUDGE HAS OCCURED BY MARLBOROUGHITES "SEWAGING" ON AND DUMPING OVER THE SIDES OF THE POLITICALLY APPROVED "WAY." ALTHOUGH THE MARLBOROUGH CITY COUNCIL APPROVED THE "DUMPWAY" INSTALLATION WITH THE APPROVAL OF THE USELESS MASSACHUSETTS DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AND THE ALMOST AS USELESS MARLBOROUGH CITY "CONSERVATION" COMMISSION, SUCH APPROVAL COULD HAVE BEEN VETOED BY MAYOR ARTHUR VIGEANT, CPA WHO COULD HAVE PROVIDED THE NECESSARY FISCAL AND OTHERLY UN-PROVIDED CORRECTIVE VISION BY VETOING THE PROJECT, ITS INJURIOUSLY DEFECTIVE BILL AND THE DEFECATORY PROJECT.

1A.3 THE GOD OF GRATITUDE, ORDERLINESS, PEACE AND FREEDOM, AKA, THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY (PDA) HAS ALSO ASSERTED IN A SUBLIME SPIRITUAL PREMONITION THROUGH HIS HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM TO HIS INFERIOR CLIENT THAT MAYOR "CHRISTIAN" DUMAIS AND ALL OTHER MAYORAL CANDIDATES WHO RAN AGAINST HIM IN HIS ELECTORAL "SQUEAK" ALSO SUPPORTED THE DEFECATORY "WALKWAY OVER FREAKEN WATER" PROJECT AND THUSLY APPROVED OF THE UN-VETOED AND THUSLY LEGISLATIVELY AND MAYORALLY-EXECUTIVELY ALLOWED-LY AND WOODROW WILSON-LY, DUBYA BUSH TWO-EDLY, B. OBAMA-ED-LY OR "WILLY-UNDER-HIS-DESK-ED-LY AND GLASS-STEAGALLY-DESTROYING-LY" NOT FISCALLY OR OTHERWISE "HARDINGLY" #29 NORMAL CONTINUING-LY DEFECATORY BILL.

1A.4 THE GOD OF GRATITUDE, ORDERLINESS, PEACE AND FREEDOM, AKA, THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY (PDA) HAS ASSERTED IN A SUBLIME SPIRITUAL PREMONITION THROUGH HIS HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM TO HIS INFERIOR CLIENT THAT ALTHOUGH MINIMAL DEFECATORY DAMAGE HAS ACCRUED TO THE QUABBIN RESERVOIR, SUCH HUMANLY DEFECATORY DAMAGE HAS IN FACT OCCURRED AT THE RESERVOIR ITSELF, AT THE WACHUSETT RESERVOIR AND IN THE PIPELINES DURING AND AFTER CONSTRUCTION.

1A.5 THE GOD OF GRATITUDE, ORDERLINESS, PEACE AND FREEDOM, AKA, THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY (PDA) HAS ALSO ASSERTED IN A SUBLIME SPIRITUAL PREMONITION THROUGH HIS HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM TO HIS INFERIOR CLIENT THAT DUE TO THE VISION OF WATER COMMISSIONERS AND OTHERS, THE QUABBIN-WACHUSETT RESERVOIR WATER CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST TASTING WATER IN THE FREAKING WORLD BUT STRONGLY CAUTIONS ALL WATER COMMISSIONS AND THEIR WATER BOARDS NOT TO USE CARCINOGENIC CHLORINEE BUT RATHER TO EMPLOY MASSIVE BOILERS TO RID THE RAW WATER OF ANY NATURALLY OR UN-NATURALLY OCCURRING WATER BORNE VIRUSES, AND / OR OTHER LIVIING AND HARMFUL ORGANISMS.

1A6. THE GOD OF GRATITUDE, ORDERLINESS, PEACE AND FREEDOM, AKA, THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY (PDA) ALSO ASSERTS AND HAS ASSERTED IN A SUBLIME SPIRITUAL PREMONITION THROUGH HIS HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM TO HIS INFERIOR CLIENT THAT MR. LAFRENNIERE, MARLBOROUGH'S WATER COMMISSIONER SHOULD BE CONGRATULATED FOR TAINTING HIS WATER WITH A MODICUM (LOWEST AMOUNT MOON-BATTEDLY, STATE-HOUSED-LY ALLOWED) LEVELS OF CARCINOGENIC AND NERVOUS SYSTEM DEGENERATING FLUORIDE WATER "TREATMENT" AND THE MINIMALIST AMOUNT OF THE MUCH MORE CARCINOGENIC CHLORINE WATER "TREATMENT."

1A7. U. S. REPRESENTATIVE LORI TRAHAN AND ALL OTHER OFFICIALS AND / OR OFFICE HOLDERS INVOLVED IN THE SLUSHY-FUND ENABLED FECAL DUMPING MUST BE ADMONISHED AND LAWFULLY AND LEGALLY AND PEACEFULLY REMOVED FROM OFFICE AND PEACEFULLY AND LEGALLY REMOVED FROM OFFICE BY SUCH STATE ORGANIZING CONVENTIONS, AUTHORIZED UNDER ARTICLE FIVE OF SUCH SLUSHY-DEFECATORY-FUND-LY FRAME OF GOVERNMENT AUTHORIZING SUCH DEFECATORY FUNDING FOR INJURIOUSLY SECURING FUNDS FROM THE HIGHLY INDEBTED AND FISCALLY INSOLVENT BUT MONETARILY, PROFLIGATELY PRINTABLY EXCESSIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY SLUSHY-DEFECATORY FUNDING FEDERAL SLUSHY-FUND LEVIATHAN AND FOR ALLOWING AND PROMOTING THE CONTINUING DEFECATORY DUMPING OF HUMAN FECAL MATTER ON THE LAKE WILLIAMS EMERGENCY-ILLY, PLANNING-LY AND BUCOLICAL-LY MUCH NEEDED EMERGENCY WATER SUPPLY. SUCH REMAINING STATE REMAINING AFTER SUCH SLUSHY-FUND "JIMMY MADISON" FRAME OF GOVERNMENT IS PEACEFULLY REMOVED BY STATE ORGANIZING CONVENTION(S) MUST BE RE-NAMED TO THE SOVEREIGN INDEPENDENT STATE OF JOHN PILGRIM WINTHROP, NET OF THE GOVERNMENT FRAMEWORK WHICH INJURIOUSLY AND DEFECATIVELY FUNDED AND THUSLY AUTHORIZED SUCH SLUSHY-FUND USELESSNESS. SUCH NEWLY NAMED SOVERIGN INDEPENDENT STATE (NOT COMMONWEALTH) STATE OF JOHN PILGRIM WINTHROP MUST OPERATE UNDER THE FRAMEWORK DOCUMENTED BY PATRIOT JOHN ADAMS NET OF SUCH SLUSHY, UN-NECESSARY FRAMEWORK AND SUCH SLUSHY, DEFECATORY OFFICE HOLDERS, LEGISLATIVES, EXECUTIVES AND INTENTIONALLY, UN-CONSTITUTIONALLY INTENTIONALLY INTENTIONALLY MISINTERPRETING JUDICIAL(S) SLUGS WHICH FUNDED THE DEFECATORY PROJECT NET OF SUCH JIMMY MADISON SLUSHY FUND TYRANNICAL AND UNNECESSARY FRAMEWORK WHICH CURRENTLY IS NET OF UNPROTECTING THE CITIZENS OF SUCH SOVEREIGN INDEPENDENT STATE UNDER JOHN ADAMSES FRAMEWORK WHICH WAS MEANT BY HIM TO GOVERN FACTIONS EXISITNG IN MUCH SMALLER NET OF JIMMY MADISON'S SELF-SERVING AND SELF-PROMOTINGLY ENACTED TO BENEFIT HIS OWN MOON BAT ASS NET OF JOHN ADAMSES HIGHLY PROTECTIVE BUT MUCH SMALLER-LY INTENDED STATE OF "MASSASOIT-CHUSETTS." THE GOD OF GRATITUDE, ORDERLINESS, PEACE AND FREEDOM, AKA, THE PERFECTLY DIVINE AUTHORITY (PDA) ALSO ASSERTS AND HAS ASSERTED IN A SUBLIME SPIRITUAL PREMONITION THROUGH HIS HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM TO HIS INFERIOR CLIENT THAT SUCH FIRST TEN ONLY AMENDMENTS OF SUCH JIMMY MADISON-LY SELF SERVING SLUSHY-FUND NET OF FRAME OF GOVERNMENT MUST BE ADDED TO THE FRAMEWORK CURRENTLY PROTECTING THE PEOPLE UNDER JOHN ADAMSES' 1780 BRILLIANTLY AND DIVINELY CONCEIVED, INSPIRED AND FREEDOMLY PROTECTIVE SMALLER STATULAR PROTECTIVE FRAMEWORK INTENDED NOW-LY PROTECTING THE INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGN STATULAR FREEDOMS OF THE PEOPLE OF NOWLY INCORRECTLY NAMELY "MASSASOITCHUSETTS" OR RISK A SEVERE CURTAILMENT OF THE PEOPLES LIBERTIES AND THE CONTINUING DEGRADATION OF ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS OF THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES AND / OR WATER AND / OR OTHER VERY IMPORTANT OTHER STUFFS.

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1A9. - "It is my purpose to maintain the Government of Massachusetts as it was founded by her people, the protector of the rights of all but subservient to none. It is my purpose to maintain unimpaired the authority of her laws, her jurisdiction, her peace, her security. This ancient faith of Massachusetts which became the great faith of America, she reestablished in her Constitution before the army of Washington had gained our independence, declaring for “a government of laws and not of men.” In that faith she still abides. Let him challenge it who dares. All who love Massachusetts, who believe in America, are bound to defend it. The choice lies between living under coercion and intimidation, the forces of evil, or under the laws of the people, orderly, speaking with their settled convictions, the revelation of a divine authority."

Date: October 4, 1919
Location: Boston, MA
Context: Governor Coolidge addresses the Republican State Convention at Tremont Temple on maintaining the peace and how it ought to be done

1A10. INSTEAD OF THE OUTDATED AND THE INSTEADLY, UNRECOGNIZEDLY, UN-DIVINELY INSPIRED "COMMONWEALTH OF MASSASOITCHUSETTS," SUCH NEWLY RE-ESTABLISHED INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGN STATE AND STATELY FRAMEWORK DOCUMENTED BY QUINCY, MASSASOITCHUSETTS PATRIOT JOHN ADAMS WILL BE NAMED AND KNOWN AS: THE INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGN STATULAR ORGANISM OF JOHN PILGRIM WINTHROP.

1A11. - IN A HOLY SPIRITUAL MEDIUM EXCHANGE AND SPIRITUAL ENGAGEMENT AND / OR INTERACTION WITH HIS ADORING INFERIOR CLIENT, THE DIVINELY PERFECT GOD OF GRATITUDE, COMPETENCE, PEACE, ORDER AND LOVE ASSERTED IN SUCH AND SUCHLY INTERACTION AND / OR ENGAGEMENT THAT IT IS PENULTIMATELY IMPORTANT AND CONDUCIVE TO LONG TERM SPIRITUAL HEALTH, IN NORMAL AND NORMALLY PREFERRED AND PRE-HOMEOSTATIC PHYSICAL (LENGTH X WIDTH X HEIGHT X TIME (3 Dim.)) EXISTENTIAL EAGER ANTICIPATION AND HERE-AFTERLY POST EXPIRATIONAL-LY OF HIS MOST AND UTMOSTLY DESIREABLE PRESENCE, POST EXISTENTIAL HOMEOSTATIC EXPIRATION,THAT THE SUBJECT EXISTENTIAL EXISTOR SUCHLY MAINTAIN THE DIVINELY INSPIRED HIPPOCRATESE ANNOTATED (HIPPOCRATIC) MORAL AND FREAKING CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE TO SUCHLY TO ""DO NO"...FREAKING, BLEEPING F-BLEEPING MORELY-F-BLEEPING F-BLEEPING "...HARM."" - As transcribed by The Perfectly Divine Authority's (PDA's) Inferior Client, as part of a "one way" conversation.

1A12. - The Perfectly Divine Authority (PDA) aka the Perfectly Divine Being (PDB), BEING ALL KNOWING ABOUT ALL HE AND HIS BENIFICENT AND GRACIOUS FATHER CREATED, DOES NOT CARE what GEORGE WILL, THE "Oxford ASSymtote" or what "jungle bunnies" and "jungle pheasant" JUDGE'S like WALDO "WHO PUT THE PUBIC HAIR IN MY COKE" MARSHALL AND THE SAMELY FEDERALIST INFAMOUSLY SCHMOOZING, AND THE similarly ineffectualizing ELENA- "GLOVER-ELENA-INFAMOUSLY-SCHMOOZING AND MORE glover-SCHMOOZING-ELENA "JUDGY" ELENA-GLOVER-WRITING-ELENA ENGRATIATING-TOGETHERLY AND ELENA AND GLOVER SCHMOOZING-LY COORDINATIVE-LY INTENTIONAL-LY, LAWLESSLY, UNCONSTITUTIONAL-LY INTENTIONAL-LY glover-ly MIS-INTERPRETING and MORE GLOVER-ENGRATIATING KISSIES" GLOVER, Amity Shlaes, Jim Douglas or Bill O'Reilly ALSO think of HIS intentional mis-spelling, wordiness, AND or sentence structure. THE PDB believes in economy, efficiency, effectiveness, practical application, and NON-JUDICIALLY efficient actual accomplishment OF ALL EFFORTS in which HE has delegated HIS Authority, BUT METAPHYSICAL LAWS OF FAIRNESS AND PROPER MANAGERIAL PRACTICE HAVE RETAINED AND NOT SO DELEGATED HIS responsibility. - As transcribed by The Perfectly Divine Authority's (PDA's) Inferior Client, as part of a "one way" conversation.