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Today is TWOSday, 2/22/22.

We'll be shouting "HAPPY TWO YEAR!" at 2:22:22 p.m.

This is especially fun if you read it aloud.

ODE TO TWO
By Ed Morykwas
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Good morning, 2.
I'm happy to say
We're celebrating you,
Today is your day.

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Let's circle the date,
It's too good to be true.
Today is TWOSday,
2/22/22.

Never back then...
And never in a future when...
Will such a coincidence
Ever happen again.

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All those twos!
Give two cheers!
Especially this afternoon
As 2:22:22 appears.

Happy TWOSday,
It's a bigtime news day:
A double bonus, win-win,
"Put on your dancing shoes" day.

To, too, two,
I'm so crazy for you.
The universe runs
On the power of two.

Two eyes, two ears,
Two hands, two feet,
Two makes a friendship
Twice as sweet.

A bicycle with one wheel
would be just a uni.
And one hand clapping
would sound pretty loony.

Two is two-rific,
Ask any computer!
One puppy is cute,
But two puppies are _____.

I want to get
A 2 tattoo
And go visit the toucan
At the Timbuktu zoo.

Two is harmony.
Two is familiarity.
Two is the perfect balance
Of + and - polarity.

Good night, 2.
It's time to slumber.
We'll be dreaming of you,
Our favorite number.

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