Craigslist Curiosities, Apple Valley: Prison Poet Seeking Editor

To be paid in trafficked smokes

Strong Minded Editor Needed

I have many writings, stories and poems of my 56 year old life. My books, The Spread, The Spread of What, Should of been a Hollywood story, Letters of destruction, O-Abomination in America, now writing, The replacements...
I need a strong minded, mentally sound Editor to over look, Edit and read my writings and tell me if I am just crazy or do I have some book potential here. Mental illness doctors or such with a degree are welcome. just don't put me away after,, LOL

I have been writing for 15 years now every since I asked to write something of worth in a prison cell. The books I wrote just come out from somewhere but I know I was depressed and suicidal during many of these written words, stories, songs and poems
So I know that the person taking on this adventure will have to be strong and honest.. great editing skills are required since I have none..

This would be a none paying gig, unless there is potential to make money, publish books, make a movie or just evaluate what I lived through in my life of turmoil, pain and suffering, drug addictions, prison, Suicide attempts, being a government test subject and now 15 years later.. A saved Born again Christian with a passion to serve others..

Please, I am looking for real people with a real purpose and writing skills, strong minded so you don't get taken down by my words, my past problems and sorrows.

Call for more information,, WE can meet and discuss future of such writings and goals that I would like to reach with them

I do have one book Published, but it was stolen by publishing company,, Snowflakes and Diamonds for Jesus, Poems of Love and faith,,@2007..would love to collaborate with other people on the rest...

Chuck @ 952-236-8150, Apple Valley MN, you can also meet me at,, WWW.YouTube.com/kidskicksforchrist Gods will be done..

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BEYOND TANGY TANGERINE® - 6 PACK Youngevity - $258 (Apple Valley, MN )

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Mustang GT for Barter

Catch: The poster will only trade the GT for a newer, better Mustang.

Trade for FWD vehicle-1998 Ford Mustang GT

1998 Ford Mustang GT. The time has come for me to part with my "toy". I need a year round vehicle. My GT is stored in the winter. I'm mainly looking to trade for a FWD sedan of some kind. Might be willing to trade for a FWD coupe. Only other vehicle I'd be interested in trading for, is a newer V6 Mustang. Not really interested in any other trades. Looks, runs, and drives great! Beautiful, very fast car! I have a custom front end bra/cover, and a billet grill for the car. I also have the original exhaust and springs that would be included. Many more pics available. Please reply with a local contact phone number.

Curb Alert: Entire Bathroom to be torn out and discarded.

FREE! 36" Bath vanity, sink, mirror, toilet 

I'm remodeling a bathroom and these perfectly good items will be removed and set out free for the taking on Friday, Jan 25, some time in the morning. Bath vanity (36" wide), sink/countertop, mirror, and toilet. I will not hold items for anyone because a lot of the time people don't show up and I will be busy and just want these items gone. Just watch this ad for more details in the form of a curb alert with the address in northeast Lakeville near the Apple Valley Home Depot on Friday morning. Thanks!