Community Corner
🌱 VG&B @ Knox Co.5:30 and 10 more events
Also check out School Board Candidate filing on the Elsberry Patch calendar

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Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: A couple of afternoon showers, with a high of 36 and low of 29 degrees.
- Friday: Cloudy; breezy in the p.m., temps: high: 34, low: 16. ⛄️ Brr!
- Saturday: Cloudy and bitterly cold, with a high of 19 and low of 0 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
- VG&B @ Knox Co.5:30
Pike Co. R-iII Clarksville, MO 63336 - School Board Candidate filing
Winfield R-iV Winfield, MO 63389
7:00 am - Dance Pizazz Guest Dance Party
Dance Pizazz , 6722 State Rte N , St Charles
7:00 pm - Duhart at Donatelli's Bistro - Lake St. Louis
Donatelli's Bistro , 8653 State Rte N , Lake St Louis
7:30 pm - Breakfast with Santa-SOLD OUT!
St. Peters Rec-Plex , 5200 Mexico Rd , St Peters
9:00 am - Jesse Vaughn
Troy Honky Tonk , 180 Main St , Troy
5:00 pm - BUSCUITS & GRAVY DUO
Donatelli's Bistro , 8653 State Rte N , Lake St Louis
7:30 pm - 7&8G @ Mont.5:30
Pike/Lincoln Technical Center Eolia, MO 63344 - JVG&B vs. Elsb.5H
Pike Co. R-iII Clarksville, MO 63336 - MO FARM Distribution | Compass Winfield (Lincoln County, MO)
3700 State Hwy 47 , Winfield
3:00 pm - Troy Buchanan High School Choir Concert
The Hungate Performing Arts Center , 1190 Old Cap Au Gris Rd , Troy
7:00 pm
Friday December 12
Saturday December 13
Monday December 15
Tuesday December 16
Wednesday December 17
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- WARRENTON OIL GROUP posted a job opening for FastLane Convenience Store Manager - #10 Elsberry in Elsberry. Apply here.
- Uber Technologies, Inc. posted a job opening for Driver - Make Money On Your Schedule - Uber Technologies, Inc. in Elsberry. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Elsberry here.
🗞 Nearby News
Troy
- Brit gran faces deportation after 47 years in US over bad checks (themirror.com)
- Toyota Announces Plans to Invest $912 Million in Five U.S. Hybrid Vehicles Factories (ewweb.com)
Louisiana
- Chevy launches 'Stars and Steel' package to celebrate 250 years of USA (freep.com)
- Fulton area Facebook page under new admin (krcgtv.com)
- MoDOT to hold U.S. Route 61 (cityofflinthill.com)
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