🌱 Which December days will JBMDL be loudest over Bordentown?

Morning Bordentown! We've got the scoop on the latest happenings in town. Read on to get looped in. ☕️️

In today's newsletter:

• Which December days will JBMDL be loudest over Bordentown?
• How a Bordentown club helped launch a record-breaking goalie

Also on today's calendar: Holiday ALPACA Open Farm Days and 7 more events.

Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Windy and colder, with a high of 35 and low of 24 degrees.
• Friday: Some sun, then clouds; cold, temps: high: 36, low: 26.
• Saturday: Some brightening, with a high of 39 and low of 27 degrees.

📰 News we're reading

• Pardon Our Noise: JBMDL Releases December 2025 Noise Calendar (tapinto.net) — If you live in the Bordentown area, expect a mix of low, moderate, and several high-noise days from Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst throughout December. The base’s monthly noise calendar details when small arms, heavy weapons, and other training may be heard, and residents are reminded that weather can make booms travel farther.
   

• 1,000 saves and counting for Nottingham junior goalie Lipman (communitynews.org) — A standout Nottingham High goalie honed her early skills with the Blue Star field hockey club in Bordentown before becoming her school’s all-time saves leader. The University Heights resident now tops 1,000 career saves, balances lacrosse and field hockey, and maintains a near-perfect academic record while taking on leadership roles in school activities and theater.
   

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Bordentown

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★ Featured events ★

Saturday December 13

• Holiday ALPACA Open Farm Days
  Windy Farm Alpacas, 61 White Pine Rd, Chesterfield Township
  10:00 am

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Other local events

Friday December 12

• Parachute Play Time
  Bordentown Library , 730 NJ-68 , Bordentown
  10:30 am
• Mike and Laura
  HOB Tavern , 146 2nd St , Bordentown
  8:00 pm

Saturday December 13

• Bubbles Holiday Boutique
  The Learning Experience - Bordentown , 400 Kevin , Bordentown
  10:00 am
• Elvistory: The Holiday Spectacular
  Bordentown Library , 730 NJ-68 , Bordentown
  2:00 pm

Sunday December 14

• YAC Kids Christmas Party
  Bordentown Elks Lodge , 11 Amboy Rd , Bordentown Township
  10:00 am
• Habitat Restoration Volunteer Day
  Lime Kiln Alley Park , Lime Kiln Alley , Bordentown
  10:00 am

Tuesday December 16

• Read to a Dog
  Bordentown Library , 730 NJ-68 , Bordentown
  4:30 pm
• ENF Community Event
  Bordentown Elks Lodge , 11 Amboy Rd , Bordentown Township
  6:00 pm

Saturday December 20

• Holiday ALPACA Open Farm Days
  Windy Farm Alpacas , 61 White Pine Rd , Chesterfield Township
  10:00 am

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday December 11

• Wilson Family Night Cookie Decorating
  Hamilton Township School District , 90 Park Avenue , Hamilton
  4:15 pm
• Reynolds School Music Concert @ SHS
  Hamilton Township School District , 90 Park Avenue , Hamilton
  6:00 pm
• Release & Receive Sound Bath
  The Hive , 3291 E State St , Hamilton Township
  6:00 pm
• NHS Cookies with Santa
  Nottingham High School , 1055 Klockner Rd , Mercerville
  6:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Essity posted a job opening for Reach Truck Operator in Bordentown. Apply here.
• The Learning Experience posted a job opening for Child care Director in Bordentown. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Bordentown here.

🗞 Nearby News

Hamilton

• Hamilton Building Supply raises $40,477 for T1D research (lbmjournal.com)
• This Short Survey Could Have a Big Impact in Hamilton Twp., NJ (wobm.com)
• A top N.J. pizza family is in trouble. Here's the next generation's plan to save it. (nj.com)

Florence

• New Jersey gas taxes are going up Jan. 1, 2026, and here's how much (burlingtoncountytimes.com)

Princeton

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-- The Patch AM Team

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