🌱 Lew London & Bob Mower and 11 more events

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Partly sunny; windy, colder, with a high of 39 and low of 28 degrees.
• Friday: Mostly cloudy and cold, temps: high: 38, low: 30.
• Saturday: Mostly cloudy and breezy, with a high of 41 and low of 29 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

Friday December 12

• Lew London & Bob Mower
  The Crab Trap , 2 Broadway , Somers Point
  6:00 pm
• Jerry Seinfeld
  Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa , Borgata Hotel , Atlantic City
  8:00 pm

Saturday December 13

• Book Signing With Brian Propp, Author & Legendary Philadelphia Flyer
  Otto Bruyns Public Library of Northfield , 241 West Mill Road , Northfield
  11:00 am
• Beth Israel: Pre Chanukah Celebration Lego Event
  Congregation Beth Israel , 2501 Shore Rd , Northfield
  4:00 pm
• Atlantic City Holiday Parade and Market
  O'Donnell Memorial Park , Atlantic City
  4:30 pm
• WBFF Atlantic City PRO AM
  Resorts Casino Hotel , 1133 Boardwalk , Atlantic City
  5:00 pm
• Saturday Night Comedy
  Atlantic City Comedy Club , 2831 Boardwalk #304 , Atlantic City
  7:00 pm

Sunday December 14

• EHT Elks Lodge #2563 Christmas Party for 21 Down
  Elks Lodge #2563 , 1815 Somers Point Rd , Egg Harbor Township
  1:00 pm
• Big Louie / Magic Flowers
  Studio Space , 112 Woodland Ave , Somers Point
  2:00 pm
• Community Chanukah Celebration at the JCC
  Marjorie & Lewis Katz JCC , 501 N Jerome Ave , Margate City
  2:00 pm
• Cirque Musica - Holiday Wonderland
  Ovation Hall , 500 Boardwalk , Atlantic City
  4:00 pm
• AC Ballet Presents The Nutcracker
  Caesars Atlantic City - A Caesars Rewards Destination , 2100 Pacific Ave , Atlantic City
  5:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Pleasantville Public Schools posted a job opening for Director of Special Education in Pleasantville. Apply here.
• P.F. Chang's China Bistro posted a job opening for Expeditor in Atlantic City. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Longport here.

🗞 Nearby News

Margate City

• Tickets available for Ocean City's 'First Night' celebration (downbeach.com)
• Where to Buy Tickets for the Eagles vs Raiders Game for Week 15 on December 14, 2025? (downbeach.com)
• Margate introduces two bonds totaling $16.4 million (downbeach.com)

Linwood

• New Coffee Hub Coming to The Shops at English Creek (wpgtalkradio.com)

Somers Point

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