The Story of the Breaking Bad Grandma

Move over Walter White, there's a new grandma in town! Joanne Segovia, the "Breaking Bad" grandma, is making headlines for allegedly running an international drug ring out of her California home. But you wouldn't know it from the pictures taken by The Post. This 64-year-old grandma is living life "as if nothing has happened," without even an ankle monitor to cramp her style. While most people would be stressing about facing up to 20 years in prison, Segovia is out and about, enjoying her grandson's Little League game. Talk about multitasking! With a smile on her face and a cheer in her heart, she's proving that age is just a number when it comes to
being a criminal mastermind.

Move aside, Joanne Segovia is taking the drug game by storm. Who needs aboring day job when you can be the executive director of a police association by day and a drug dealer by night? It's like a real-life version of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Drug Cartel."

But let's not forget the real question here: how does this grandma manage to keep up with the demands of a drug empire and still find time to attend Little League games? Maybe she's got a secret stash of energy drinks or a teleportation device. Whatever it is, we need to know her
secret!

So, next time you see a sweet old grandma cheering at a Little League game, just remember that behind that innocent smile, she could be running a whole criminal enterprise. Breaking Bad? More like Breaking Grandma!