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VIDEO: The UES Has A New Rap Anthem, Courtesy Of 'SNL'

"Saturday Night Live" star Leslie Jones took the mic and rapped about her love for the Upper East Side.

NFL Linebacker Accused Of Punching NYPD Sergeant

Prosecutors say the football star attacked the cop after his arrest for skipping a taxi fare.

Person Stuck In UES Elevator For 3 Days, FDNY Says

Firefighters rescued a person who said they'd been stuck in an East 65th Street townhouse elevator since Friday, according to the FDNY.

Brooklyn Zoo Plays Matchmaker For Rare Pallas's Cats

It's going to be as hard as herding cats.

Biker Who Went Berserk On Midtown Motorist Arrested, Police Say

The biker smashed a car's windows, hit the driver with a bike lock and mounted the vehicle in the middle of traffic, police say.

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Across America

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