Roundup: Stuff People on the North Fork Say

When we asked you on Saturday to chime in your ideas of , we received almost 50 responses — all very funny stuff and .... mostly very true.

Based on the Internet trend, "S--- Girls Say," we asked for "stuff" that locals, seasonal residents or visitors can be heard saying on North Fork sidewalks, shops and beaches. Some sayings everyone will get a kick out of, while others may only make sense to locals.

Thanks to everyone who contributed. Here are some of the best replies:

• I read about that on North Fork Patch
• Watch out for those 212 drivers
• Smells like Aldo is burning his beans again ...
• How do you spell Cutchogue?
• How do you SAY Cutchogue?
• If you were in Starbucks, you weren't really in Mattituck
• Is that a McDonald's or a country club?
• Are we still on Long Island?
• I have no cell phone reception
• Jellyfish? Where?! AAAAUUUUHHHH!! (splashing sounds)
• I have to run to Rivercity, need anything?
• Oh well, you know ... it's a Shelter Island thing ...
• Um, that's a tip jar, not a spit bucket
• This is more like New England than New York
• You take a left at the red barn and a right just past the huge tree, you can't miss it
• Peconic Bay Boulevard... the other, other way around
• You must be new. And still orange. THERE ARE NO BACKROADS ON THE NORTH FORK
• What do you mean restaurants don't deliver?
• Where are the public restrooms?
• We went clamming down in New Suffolk
• You live in a postcard
• I'm going up-island
• Otherwise known as the BBQs (Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens)!
• Whoohoo! Party at Vineyard 48!
• Watch out for the old folks making left-hand turns!
• Save what's left
• Oh sh*%$ I missed the dump!
• Yikes! The traffic is backed up ... damn corn-stalkers
• Friggin' pumpkin-pickers
• Greenport is the next Sag Harbor
• Oh, no, not another bachelorette party!
• Why don't they just build a bridge to Shelter Island?
• Not for nothin', but ... (before launching into a tirade about citiots)
• What's a hamlet?
• From Shelter Island client: "I've lived here 35 years and I'm still not a local? WHEN will I be considered a local?" Me: "You? Sorry but never, but your grandchildren will be."

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