The Early Word: Write a Song About the G Train, Win a Trip to Sweden

1.The L Magazine cited our own Double Windsor as having one of the tastiest burgers in all the borough. We certainly won't argue.

2. You already hate the G train, so why not channel those emotions into song for the chance to win a trip to Sweden? No, we don't quite understand the connection either—won't a trip to one of Earth's cleanest and most economically-sound countries only exacerbate your disdain for New York's filth and rats and sluggish, antiquated subway system? Who cares! Free vacation! Click here for more info.

3. The Anyone Can Win 5K will be held in Prospect Park on Wednesday starting at 7 p.m. The run will begin and end at the Bartel-Pritchard Square entrance to the park. Click here for more information and to register.

4. A message to those without kids: New York City schools are out for the summer starting on Wednesday, so if you notice an uptick of school-aged children roaming the streets during the day, that's why. A message to those with kids: We assume you already knew this.

5. Alternate side parking rules are in effect today.