Other "It's So Hot in Avon..." Contest Entries

Here are some of the other submissions for the "It's So Hot in Avon..." contest:

From Rolland Bryar: "It's so hot in Avon that I wish someone would waterboard me."

From Stephen Beard:  "It's so hot in Avon, they're changing the city's name from AVON to NOVA. The joke being that a nova explosion occurs at around 20 million degrees kelvin --- pretty frickin' hot."

Two from Grant McCarthy: "It's so hot in Avon, the ice cream man is handing out straws with all of his products!" And "It's so hot in Avon that the cacti are heading north in search of cooler temps!"

From Becky Boden: "It's so hot in Avon, you could make bacon and eggs right on the sidewalk."

From Tracy Boden: "It's so hot in Avon, Betty White and the girls are renaming the show and shooting it here."

From Heidi Birkas: "It's so hot in Avon the rain sizzled as it hit the pavement!"