🌱 Lancaster County Investment Board and 11 more events

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Windy and colder, with a high of 32 and low of 24 degrees.
• Friday: Cloudy and cold, temps: high: 34, low: 27.
• Saturday: Cloudy; breezy in the p.m., with a high of 39 and low of 24 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday December 11

• Lancaster County Investment Board
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar , 150 North Queen Street , Lancaster
  10:00 am
• Girls’ Night Out
  Bird-in-Hand Artisan Village , 2705 Old Philadelphia Pike , Bird in Hand
  5:00 pm

Friday December 12

• Christmas in Perfect Harmony
  The Barn at Paradise Station , 312 Paradise Ln , Ronks
  7:30 pm

Saturday December 13

• NEW! Christmas Shopping Bus Tour
  Bird-in-Hand Family Inn , 2740 Old Philadelphia Pike , Bird in Hand
  9:00 am
• Bird-in-Hand Farmers Market
  Bird-in-Hand Farmers Market , 2710 Old Philadelphia Pike , Bird in Hand
  9:00 am
• Christmas Village
  Bird-in-Hand Bakery & Cafe , 2715 Old Philadelphia Pike , Bird in Hand
  10:00 am
• STEM Gingerbread House Construction Zone
  Eastern Lancaster County Library , 11 Chestnut Dr , New Holland
  2:00 pm

Sunday December 14

• Sunday Night Cabaret Series — Servant Stage
  Magic & Wonder Dinner Theater , 3065 Lincoln State Rte , Paradise
  7:00 pm

Monday December 15

• Lancaster Airport Authority
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar
  3:30 pm

Tuesday December 16

• County Commissioners' Work Session
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar , 150 North Queen Street , Lancaster
  10:00 am
• Lancaster County Land Bank Authority, Lancaster County Housing Authority, Lancaster County Redevelopment Authority
  Lancaster County, PA Calendar , 28 Penn Square, Suite 200 , Lancaster
  4:00 pm
• MS Choir/Orchestra Concert
  Garden Spot MS New Holland, PA 17557
  7:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Seasonal affective disorder is more than just the winter blues.
  If you are feeling depressed, reach out to your doctor or a mental health professional for help. If you need immediate assistance, help is available!… (Nextdoor )

• Sheetz, Inc. posted a job opening for Store Supervisor - #231 in New Holland. Apply here.
• Planet Fitness Inc. posted a job opening for Overnight Custodian in Willow Street. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Intercourse here.

🗞 Nearby News

New Holland

• 25 Christmas concerts in Lancaster County, from New Holland Band to the Jess Zimmerman Band (lancasteronline.com)
• Trump arrives at Wilkes-Barre/Scranton airport, takes off in Marine One helicopter to Mount Airy event (delcotimes.com)

Strasburg

• Lancaster County community calendar: Dec. 10, 2025 (lancasteronline.com)
• 8 Pennsylvania Dutch Buffets That Are Worth A Trip To Amish Country (tastingtable.com)
• Cards for Heroes (crimewatchpa.com)

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