OMG PD: Sex Dolls, $1,000 in Stolen Razors

He Really Didn't Want a DUI: According to a story from Bala Cynwyd Patch, a 23-year-old man had trouble with the cops after he reportedly tried escape a DUI checkpoint by getting out of his car and running from police. Read the full story here. 

Sex Doll Senior Prank: According to a story from Marple-Newtown Patch, a senior prank involving spray paint, balloons and an blow up sex doll caused more than $1,500 in damage to Marple Newtown High School. Read the full story here.

Someone Must Have a Really Bad Beard: According to a story on TE Patch, police are looking into a theft in which $1,000 worth of razors were taken from an area CVS. Read the full story here.