5 THINGS: No April Fools and Apple

Here are the (more than) Five Things for Monday, April 1, 2013:

“The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” – James A. Garfield. Here are today’s government meetings:

• The Narragansett Town Council has a work session on the town manager position at 6:30 p.m. This is followed by a regular meeting at 7:30 p.m.
• There are no meetings scheduled for South Kingstown tonight.

It’s April Fools’ Day! Therefore, be suspicious of any super duper fancy and sensational stories you might here. And for some laughs, check out Sports Illustrated’s classic “The Curious Case of Sidd Finch.”

Mmm, delicious vegetables and produce! Goose Pond Farm of West Kingston is offering community supported agriculture accounts from this season to Dec. 31. For more info, click here.

Has the time or date or details of one of your events changed? If you posted the event yourself on our site, then remember – You can always change the details if you’re logged into your Patch account. Failing that, leave a comment on the item in question! The issue is that lately, people have been e-mailing me, and depending on the time of the day, it can take me anywhere from 30 minutes or 30 hours to get to the item, unfortunately. As a result, I encourage you all to be as proactive as possible!

Oh no! Maybe there seriously aren’t that many events today, given that it’s Edible Book Day. As a result, our events calendar for today is a bit barren. If you’re having an event, please let us know in the comments. Also, make sure it isn’t left out in the future – Submit it via this link (as long as you’re logged into your Patch account).

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Their first product was stttyyyylllleeeee. On this day in 1976, Apple Inc. was formed.

Good god it’s the Viper! Happy 33^rd birthday to the Viper, Randy Orton, son of “Cowboy” Bob Orton.

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