The 2022 Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

If just the idea of receiving red roses and chocolate hearts makes you cringe, you aren’t alone. Not everyone finds the lovey-dovey sentiment of Valentine’s Day to be authentic or relevant, which is why we’ve rounded up some gift ideas that aren’t sappy in the least.

From coffee mugs and coffee makers to neck massagers and mineral bath salts, these gifts are perfect for anyone who doesn’t get sucked in by the holiday hype. Treat yourself — or someone else — and enjoy an Anti-Valentine’s Day!

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Single Awareness T-Shirt, $17.99 — Not willing to wear your heart on your sleeve? This shirt makes it clear how you feel about Valentine’s Day — and it’s funny, too. The "Nah, I'm Good." T-shirt comes in men’s, women’s or youth sizes. It is lightweight, machine-washable, has a classic fit and features double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem.

Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Wine Bottle Wrappers, $9.99 — Not feeling the Valentine’s Day vibe? No problem. These wine bottle wrappers, designed by a mom, will make for a fun conversation starter at any get-together. Just remove the original label and add these wrappers to any wine bottle. Because they’re waterproof, you don’t need to worry about them getting damaged if you chill your wine in the fridge. They’re also made in the U.S.A.

Shiatsu Back Neck Massager with Heat, $39.99 — Get the back and neck massage you need — no Valentine required! The massager has eight bi-directional rotating and kneading massage heads for a warm, therapeutic massage. The Shiatsu Massager can be used on the neck, back, waist, limbs and shoulders. It's easy to operate, with single-button turn-on and three custom speed modes. Plus, it’s lightweight enough to wear comfortably for long periods.

Wide Mouth Stemless Wine Glass, $13.99 — Let’s face it: Dogs are better than most people. For the dog lover, this stemless glass is a thoughtful gift and can be used for any cold beverage. The glass is dishwasher-safe, and it’s printed with ceramic inks that are fired at 1,200 degrees, so the ink is permanent and won’t fade over time.

I Hate Valentines Day: A Funny Anti Valentines Coloring Book, $6.95 — Coloring is a great way to relax. And the theme of this coloring book is sure to infuse a bit of humor into your coloring therapy session. It has 60 pages with funny phrases and graphic designs to color as you please.

Bodum Pour Over Coffee Maker with Permanent Filter, $19.99 — For the coffee lover who knows a cuppa java is happiness, this Bodum Pour Over Coffee Maker is sure to brew up some joy. The coffee maker also has a permanent stainless steel mesh filter, so no need to buy paper filters. It brews a perfect cup of coffee in minutes and can make up to eight cups of coffee at once. It's made of heat-resistant borosilicate glass and has a cork band detail that is both functional and elegant.

DIY Terrarium Kit for Adults, $39.95 — Enjoy some self-care time and create a living masterpiece with this terrarium kit. It comes with everything you’ll need to create your succulent terrarium — a glass terrarium, live plants, decorative rocks, reindeer moss, stand and a healing crystal.

SHARPER IMAGE Electric Tabletop S'mores Maker, $39.95 — Savor the gooey taste of chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers year-round with this tabletop S’mores Maker. The kit is light, compact and the perfect addition to any party. It includes an electric range and grill cover with plug and cord. It also has a serving tray with compartments and four skewers/fondue forks for perfectly melted marshmallows.

Kendra Scott Lee Drop Earrings for Women, $68.00 — Treat yourself to some bling with these classic drop earrings that sparkle. The “Lee” drusy drop earrings have the traditional Kendra Scott design and will arrive in a gift box and jewelry bag. The versatile design will make a statement with any cocktail dress and look stunning with casual clothes.

If You Can Read This - Funny Socks, $10.95 — These socks are sure to make any oenophile smile. Knit with vibrant premium yarn, these cute and comfy socks have a fun design, which includes corks, wine openers, glasses, grapes and more. They fit sizes 6 to 12 and are made of a blend of 85 percent cotton, 10 percent spandex and 5 percent elastic.

I'm Not Single I Have a Cat - 11 OZ Coffee Mugs, $9.98 — For the person who loves their coffee or tea almost as much as their cat, this mug is perfect for an Anti-Valentine’s Day gift. The ceramic mug holds up to 11 ounces of any beverage and is microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Barnett's Gourmet Chocolate Biscotti Cookies Gift Basket, $27.99 — Chocolate is a good thing — and it doesn’t need to come in a heart-shaped box to be enjoyed. These biscotti cookies are dipped in chocolate and covered with toppings including candied almonds, caramel chips, craisins, peppermint and more.

Dash Mini Griddle, $12.99 — Cooking solo? No problemo. The Dash Mini Griddle can make pancakes, eggs, cookies, grilled cheese and even stir fry. Its compact and lightweight design is great for small spaces. Plug it in, wait for the indicator light, and you’re ready to cook.

SpaLife Soothing Petal-Infused Effervescent Mineral Bath Salts, $16.98 — For those nights when you are ready to pamper yourself, these mineral bath salts — infused with dried flower petals — will help you feel revitalized after a calming bath. Enjoy the soothing scents of lavender, relaxing your mind while cleansing and calming the skin. The rose bath salts have anti-inflammatory properties that can help reduce redness for irritated skin.

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