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π± LAF: Cookies and Cards and 7 more events
Also check out Handley Middle vs Callaway Middle on the Roanoke Patch calendar

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Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? π€ (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: Times of sun and clouds, with a high of 50 and low of 32 degrees.
- Friday: Partly sunny, temps: high: 64, low: 41.
- Saturday: Mostly cloudy, with a high of 65 and low of 38 degrees.
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π Events Nearby
- LAF: Cookies and Cards
LaFayette Library , 198 1st St SE , La Fayette
2:30 pm - Bobberβs Bar & Grill β Wedowee
Bobbers Bar and Grill
7:00 pm - Ranburne Bulldogs vs Cleburne County Tigers
Ranburne High School , 21045 Main St , Ranburne
7:00 pm - Ranburne Bulldogs vs Vincent Yellow Jackets
Ranburne High School , 21045 Main St , Ranburne
1:15 pm - ECA Girls Varsity Basketball @ Springwood
Springwood School , 1814 Cherry Dr , Lanett
5:00 pm - Horseshoe Bend Generals vs Central Coosa County Cougars
Horseshoe Bend High School , 10684 AL-22 , New Site
5:00 pm - Ranburne Bulldogs vs Horseshoe Bend Generals
Ranburne High School , 21045 Main St , Ranburne
5:00 pm - Silent Disco
The Oaks Farm , 18151 Veterans Memorial Pkwy , La Fayette
7:00 pm
Thursday December 11
Friday December 12
Saturday December 13
Monday December 15
Tuesday December 16
Thursday December 18
Saturday December 27
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π¬ Chatter
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- Tuesday Tip
Check all holiday lights before using them. Don't overload plugs and turn off decorations when you go to bed or leave the house. (Nextdoor ) - The holiday season can be full of laughter, joy, and good food, but it can also be overwhelming.
For many people, especially those dealing with an eating disorder, this time of year can bring extra stress and pressure. Learn more about eating⦠(Nextdoor )
- Tractor Supply posted a job opening for Merchandising Sales Associate in Roanoke. Apply here.
- Dollar General posted a job opening for ASST STORE MGR - 21 and older only - in ROANOKE, AL S24350 in Roanoke. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Roanoke here.
π Nearby News
Lanett
- Three people charged with capital murder, attempted murder in Lanett drive-by shooting (wkrg.com)
- Family demands answers after Lanett police fatally shoot man (wtvm.com)
Valley
- Secondary TOTY Roberts committed to student success (valleytimes-news.com)
- Maurano loves teaching in hometown (valleytimes-news.com)
- 101 anglers set to compete on 2026 Progressive Bassmaster Elite Series (bassmaster.com)
Opelika
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