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🌱 How did Calaveras’ defense smother Hilmar in San Andreas?
Happening soon: Predicament of Peril, a Potter Parody on the San Andreas Patch calendar

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In today's newsletter:
- How did Calaveras’ defense smother Hilmar in San Andreas?
Also on today's calendar: Community Food Pantry - San Andreas Seventh Day Adventist and 5 more events.
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Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: Plenty of sunshine, with a high of 64 and low of 39 degrees.
- Friday: Plenty of sunshine, temps: high: 60, low: 40.
- Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high of 54 and low of 39 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Undefeated Calaveras clamps down Hilmar to improve to 6-0 (calaverasenterprise.com) — Calaveras High’s girls’ basketball team stayed perfect at 6-0 with a dominant 55-19 win over Hilmar on their San Andreas campus, powered by 17 points from junior Morgan Clifton and stifling defense. The Lady Red Hawks haven’t allowed 30 points in any game and now head into the Union Mine “Winter Madness at The Mine” tournament with strong momentum.
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📸 Around San Andreas
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🗓 Upcoming Events in San Andreas
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★ Featured events ★
- Predicament of Peril, a Potter Parody
Metropolitan, 59 Main St, San Andreas
6:00 pm
Friday December 12
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Other local events
- Community Food Pantry - San Andreas Seventh Day Adventist
399 Mariposa St , San Andreas
7:00 pm - Predicament of Peril, a Potter Parody
Metropolitan , 59 Main St , San Andreas
6:00 pm - The Predicament of Peril
Metropolitan , 59 Main St , San Andreas
2:00 pm - Predicament of Peril, a Potter Parody
Metropolitan , 59 Main St , San Andreas
6:00 pm - Community Food Pantry - San Andreas Seventh Day Adventist
399 Mariposa St , San Andreas
7:00 pm - Predicament of Peril, a Potter Parody - Matinee
Metropolitan , 59 Main St , San Andreas
2:00 pm - Community Food Pantry - San Andreas Seventh Day Adventist
399 Mariposa St , San Andreas
7:00 pm
Friday December 12
Saturday December 13
Sunday December 14
Friday December 19
Sunday December 21
Friday December 26
📣 San Andreas Shout Outs!
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🗓 Events Nearby
- Cornhole Tournament Night
Native Sons Of The Golden West , 389 Main St , Murphys
5:30 pm - QB Club Tournament 12/11
Argonaut High School , 501 Argonaut Ln , Jackson
2:00 pm - Argonaut Mustangs vs Union Mine Diamond Backs
Argonaut High School , 501 Argonaut Ln , Jackson
4:30 pm - Live Music Upstairs
Boyle MacDonald Wines , 448B Main St , Murphys
6:00 pm
Thursday December 11
Friday December 12
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Dignity Health posted a job opening for Patient Registration Rep in San Andreas. Apply here.
- Calaveras Unified posted a job opening for Elementary Teacher - Eligibility Pool 25-26 in Valley Springs. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near San Andreas here.
🗞 Nearby News
Valley Springs
- La Contenta seniors battle low handicap, high humor (calaverasenterprise.com)
- Calaveras County Sheriff's Office Embodies Holiday Spirit Through Festive Community Engagement (hoodline.com)
Angels
- MLB Draft Lottery: Why Can't The Rockies, Nationals & Angels Get The No. 1 Pick? (baseballamerica.com)
Murphys
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-- The Patch AM Team
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