Buyer's Warning: The Stones May Not be on Drugs, But You Would Have to Be

That said: I still might pay $85 just for history's sake – I've seen every tour since 1972.  And, we all have a bad night.

But this is the video they put on their website to help sell those once $600 tickets for the Oakland show tonight and the San Jose show Wednesday, which are now going for $85 through their website and mostly below cost on Craigslist, although today buyers started placing ads.

I bet most high school bands in Santa Cruz could play these songs better and surely can sing better than Gwen Stefani (of No Doubt or was it No Talent?) did here.

But, as they once sang, "It's Only Rock and Roll."