Taylor Swift Parody Featuring Gollum, South Windsor High Sports Sked, Redevelopment Agency Meeting

Good morning, South Windsor! Today is Thursday, April 11, 2013; there are 264 days left in the year.

Kids, it’s no secret that I think Taylor Swift is the bee’s knees.

I love the Tay Tay. She’s just a li’l darlin’.

(Standard South Windsor Patch Disclaimer regarding Taylor Swift: There is absolutely nothing creepy at all to have a crush on a woman 20 years my junior. Nope. Nothing creepy at all. Move along. Nothing to see here.)

So I don’t like it when anyone makes fun of the cute-as-a-baby-harp-seal singer.

But, man, this is a great parody of “I Knew You Were Trouble” featuring a Gollum from The Lord of the Rings.

I love the Internets.

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. The South Windsor Redevelopment Agency meets tonight at 5 p.m.

2. Physical and Fiscal Fitness at Synergy Fitness in Hartford at 6 p.m.

3. The South Windsor High boys golf team will square off against Windsor at Topstone Golf Course at 3:45 p.m.

4. The South Windsor High boys lacrosse team faces Conard on the road at 4:30 p.m.

5. The South Windsor High girls tennis team takes on Newington on the road at 3:45 p.m.

GO BOBCATS!!!