Taylor Swift, It's A Love Story, Just Say 'Yes!', South Windsor High Sports Sked

Good morning, South Windsor! Today is Thursday, April 4, 2013; there are 271 days left in the year.

Friends, as you know, I love Taylor Swift.

No, not in that way.

I mean I really want to marry her.

But I can’t. Because I’m already married. Not to mention that I’m way too old and way too poor and way too fat for her anyway. My wife, on the other hand, is a lucky woman. (I love you, honey! ... Honey?)

(Standard South Windsor Patch Disclaimer regarding Taylor Swift: There is absolutely nothing creepy at all to have a crush on a woman 20 years my junior. Nope. Nothing creepy at all. Move along. Nothing to see here.)

But that doesn’t mean I can’t encourage this enterprising young man from Canton, who wants to take the Tay Tay to prom.

So what do you say, Taylor? This is a love story, so please say, “yes.”
Don’t be mean.

I promise you he won’t be trouble.

And if he is, then you’ll probably ruin his life with another one of your hit songs. That, my dear, is what’s known as win/win.

Whadda you say?

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. The Zoning Board of Appeals meets tonight at 7:30 p.m.

2. The Architecture and Design Review Committee meeting is canceled.

3. The high school sports season started yesterday. The South Windsor High baseball team plays its first game today at home against Simsbury at 4 p.m.

4. The South Windsor High girls lacrosse team plays its first game of the season against Northwest Catholic at 4 p.m.

5. ADHD Support for Families is at 8 p.m.