Mike Ditka's Finger and Other Awesome Chicago Sports Gifts

Run out of gift ideas for the Chicago sports superfan in your life? The Patch team found a few Chicago curiosities on Amazon.com that could fit under any sports fan’s tree this Christmas. The Blackhawks sneaker-slippers pair well with the Derrick Rose socks.

Chicago Bears

Mike Ditka Says You’re No. 1

Relive the glory days when Da Coach roamed Soldier Field and Da Bears were Da Best. This framed, autographed 8-by-10 photo of Mike Ditka will look special on your living room wall.

NFL Chicago Bears Garden Gnome

Is it a garden gnome, or a 1986 Doug Flutie statue?

Now That’s a Nice Stapler

This isn’t just any Swingline 747. No, it’s a Chicago Bears Swingline 747.

Chicago Bulls

MJ’s Dog Wears One. Maybe

For the dog that has everything and also likes the Bulls.

NBA Chicago Bulls Barbie

She kind of looks like Steve Kerr.

Jud Buechler Chicago Bulls Signed 16-by-20 Photo

Is someone really going to pay $91.99 (plus $10.95 shipping) for an autographed picture of Jud Buechler? This costs more than the awesome Mike Ditka photo.

Derrick Rose Crew Socks

They keep your ankles safe from injury.

Chicago Blackhawks

2015 Chicago Blackhawks Championship Ring Replica: Jonathan Toews

Pretend you’re the captain.

Stanley Cup Champions Crystal Puck Filled with Ice

Each puck comes filled with melted, game-used ice (aka water) from the Stanley Cup Finals and shipped in a Fanatics Authentic gift box. A bargain at less than $50.

NHL Women’s Full Zip Hoodie

High fashion, Chicago style.

Stanley Cup Champions Trophy Ornament

Is grandma a hockey fan? She needs this on her tree.

Blackhawks Sneaker Slippers

Warm your tootsies on a cold winter’s night while you watch Patrick Kane set another record.

— selected by Joseph Hosey and Tim Moran