‘Open-Minded Females’ Sought to Throw Pies at Someone

JOLIET, IL — Are you somewhat open-minded? Possibly female? Then this could be your lucky day.

Someone in Joliet is looking for women to throw pies at him or her, for some reason, and this person is willing to pay cash for the privilege.

“Any females want to throw pies at me for cash?” the Joliet resident asks in a Craigslist ad.

“Looking for open minded females to throw pies at me, will pay :),” the ad says.

Patch reached out to the pie person and asked what’s going on here, but has yet to receive a response.

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