OMG PD: Drunk Driver Gets Stuck in Parking Lot

A possible attempt at a crop circle

Sheriff’s deputies took a report for criminal damage to property that occurred between Sept. 6 and Sept. 10 in the 12600 block of Budd Road, Yorkville. Unknown suspect(s) drove through a field of sweet corn, causing $200 damage to the corn. The investigation is ongoing.

Whizzinator? Don't google if on a work computer

Timothy Allen Robinson, 18, of the 9400 block of Caton Farm Road, Yorkville, was arrested and charged with defrauding an alcohol screening test that occurred at 12:57 p.m. in the 800 block of West John Street, Bristol. Robinson reportedly tried to use a device called the “Whizzinator” to defraud a drug and alcohol screening test that he was required to take for probation, said the Sheriff’s office.

That skateboard looks familiar...

A male juvenile was charged with theft of a skateboard valued at $79.99. The theft took place at 12 p.m. in the 100 block of Heathgate Road, Montgomery. The juvenile reportedly took the skateboard from the reporting person’s property and was found riding it around the neighborhood. The skateboard was recovered and returned and the juvenile was referred to the Kendall County Juvenile Probations Office.

When did that parking lot get here?

Keith Taylor, 39, of Rockford, was arrested at 12:50 a.m. at Montgomery Road and Douglas for DUI after police heard a loud noise and observed the vehicle he was driving was stuck on a raised parking lot of a business in the 1300 block of S. Douglas Road, said Montgomery police.