It's Hotter Than …

Up until recently, we've been blessed with some pretty outstanding summer weather. But now that it feels as if the sun is prematurely expanding and encroaching on our normally temperate planet—something must be said.

It's hotter than …

Is what we'd like to hear from you. A baked potato fresh from the oven? The seat cushion of my kindergarden teacher? A prototype fusion core? We want to hear your personalized finish to this open-ended statement. Maybe, if we get enough, Mother Nature might take the hint and chill out (she is an avid Patch reader, after all).

So let's hear it! It's hotter than …