Tickled by a Stranger? That's the Way the Cookie Bounces: Best of Iowa City Craigslist April 17 Edition

It's raining. It's going to keep raining. What else do you have to do that would be better than to read the Best of Iowa City Craigslist?

Don't answer that. Just read and enjoy.

Because like we say in Iowa City, that's the way the cookie bounces!

That's the way the cookie bounces! (IC) 

Y'all need to lighten up! Sometime that's just the way the cookie bounces. (or substitute your favorite misplaced metaphor). If not, hopefully you threw a box of thin mints in the freezer when the girl scouts were holding their sales. Cheers!

What say you, women of Iowa City. Is $60 enough for you to be tickled by a stranger for 30 minutes? Oh wait, I'm sorry, girls of Iowa City.

Any girls want to be tickled? (30min for $60.00)

Hello there, I have a offer to propose to the girls of Craigslist: Does anybody want to be tickled for cash? What I offer is 30 minutes of me tickling you potentially anywhere--feet, sides, belly, and anywhere else you may be ticklish. At the end of the tickle session, I'll give you $60.00 USD in cash, and that's it. It's that simple. If you're interested, respond to me e-mail with "Ticklee" in the subject line so I know you're a real person. Your pic gets mine, of course. Hope to be hearing from you soon.

Cleaning van for sale. Might want to add logo to avoid white van creepiness.

Carpet Cleaning Van $8500 (Iowa City) pic 

I have a Chevy G20 cargo van for sale that is set up for carpet cleaning. Van runs good and includes a bane-clene mini mount carpet cleaning system with less than 1000 hrs on it valued at $13995 (check bane-clene website for info). Built in tanks are 70 gal. cleaning solution and 70 gal. waste tank. has built in 2000watt heater to keep solution at 200+ degrees. Also comes with all regular wands and upholstery tool plus a Rotovac power wand barely used $2195 new. Hawkeye Cleaners Website and Domain name included if interested.

Any employers out there that can help a single mother get back on her feet?

single mom trying to get on her feet 

Im 23 years old with a 6 month old baby girl. Im looking for any type of work available. Im currently living in a motel so being paid by the day would be great if possible. If you have any work around that needs done E-mail me and I'll be there. Im very reliable.

A Reform Movement Started in a Moment of Passion, Before Being Late for Class

Protest Traffic Tickets (Reform Justice System) (Iowa City, Ottumwa, and Fairfield)  

Police, Judges, Jails, Prosecutes and even Public Defenders and all Sleeping in the SAME BED!!!! w/ FEW Exceptions.... 
If you are poor or in the lower middle class a bogus ticket HURTS YOU like a Knife wound! YET BP and Big Banks fines are not equivilant! F$@#K my spelling cause Im running late to class!!! If I can't pay my rent HTF am I supposed to pay a $300 Traffic Ticket that some Cop Lied about in the 1st place but I'm too POOR to get a lawyer who understands the BS!!!! LETS STAND TOGETHER & REFORM THIS BS!!!!!

I'm picturing a curb with abandoned Oprah magazines, soaking in the rain.

Curb alert: Oprah Magazines (Coralville)

2+ years of back volumes of Oprah Magazine @ 1324 Southview Circle, Coralville off Holiday Road to Eastview to Southview Circle-will set at curb. If not there then they have been taken!!

I'd like to think of myself as a force of beauty, yes. 

Part time beauty ambassador position (Bare Minerals Coralridge Mall)

Are you a force of beauty? Do you enjoy working in a fun fasted paced work surrounding? Do you have a passion for makeup? Bare Minerals at the Coral Ridge Mall is looking to fill a part time Beauty Ambassador position. 

An Iowa City Discman calls for help

Lost: Me --- Reward:Discman (Really?) pic 

Hello, hoping someone can help me out here. I can't quite figure out where I am. I set my location as Iowa City because that's the last place I can remember being while knowing where I was. I seem to be near a tree, or at least I was a little while ago. I took a left at the tree. Yeah. I'm like 85% sure it was a left. If you think you might be near me you should be able to notice me. I'll be singing annoying songs from the 90s, as all I have with me is a discman and an Ace of Bass cd. Also I have glasses. That may help you find me, but they don't seem to be helping me much, because I can't see very well at all right now. It actually might be dark, I'm not sure.

The type of nurse you want to meet. Not the type of nurse you want to start your IV.

Smoking nurse in front of ICUglys - m4w  

We shared a smoke to get "enlightened" before I went to class. I wanted to say hi or buy you a drink when you went inside later with your friends. You were wanted to go to strip club. Anywayif you see this.

So ladies, if you see the tall one, not that tall one, the other one, nothing against that guy, but the tall one she's talking about, yeah, she's got dibs.

Java House - w4m - 22 (First Avenue)

I literally just saw, like, the HOTTEST clerk I've ever seen at a coffee shop in my life. It was really busy so I didn't have time to talk to him so I wrote my number on a piece of paper and threw it in the tip bucket. I don't know his name or if he's single or if he's even likes women, but I have to put this out there. If you Java House people share tips, you're probably confused about who the number was for. It was for the tall guy at the counter, not the one at the espresso machine. Nothing personal against him. Um....... I guess that's all I can do. I'm not even from Iowa City or I would just come in again. I visit my girlfriends about every other weekend and, um... yeah. ;)

Lost and Found

sterling bracelet  (carver hawkeye area seat) 

Lost Ferret (Carriage Hill Apts)

help me find my cat, please (Coralville)

Looking for wallet  (Waterfront Hyvee) 

Lose a camera lens? (Clock Tower Ramp)