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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Windy; a p.m. snow shower, with a high of 35 and low of 10 degrees. ⛄️ Brr!
• Friday: Partly sunny, windy and cold, temps: high: 27, low: 11.
• Saturday: Partial sunshine, with a high of 30 and low of 19 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday December 11

• Live Comedy Night
  Sportsman’s Kitchen and Keg , 46 Sebago Rd , Sebago
  7:00 pm
• A Charlie Brown Christmas-Heather Pierson Trio 2025
  Denmark Arts Center , 50 W Main St , Denmark
  7:00 pm

Friday December 12

• The Sound of Music
  Nasson Community Center and Little Theatre , 457 Main St , Springvale
  7:00 pm

Saturday December 13

• Stained Glass Ornaments - Gorham, ME 2025
  Creative Explorations , 10 Wentworth Dr , Gorham
  9:00 am
• Jingle & Mingle
  Sanford-Springvale Historical Society , 505 Main St , Springvale
  10:00 am
• 2nd Saturday Stitchers
  Annie's Teeny Tiny Quilt Shop , 54 Central Ave , Limerick
  10:00 am
• Holiday Open House 2025 — Denmark Arts Center
  Denmark Arts Center , 50 W Main St , Denmark
  5:00 pm

Sunday December 14

• Carlos Angeles Olmeda
  The Back Burner Restaurant , 109 Main St , Brownfield
  1:00 pm

Monday December 15

• Bloom Therapy
  One Earth Natural Food Store , 191 Emery Mills Rd , Shapleigh
  9:00 am

Tuesday December 16

• Winter Chorus Concert
  Massabesic Middle School East Waterboro, ME 04030
  7:00 pm

Wednesday December 17

• Wednesday Girls
  54 Central Ave , Limerick
  3:00 pm
• SVMS Winter Chorus and Band Concert
  Sacopee Valley Middle School Hiram, ME 04041
  6:30 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Family Dollar posted a job opening for Customer Service Associate I in Cornish. Apply here.
• Uber Technologies, Inc. posted a job opening for Driver - Make Money On Your Schedule - Uber Technologies, Inc. in Limerick. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Cornish here.

🗞 Nearby News

Gorham

• Gorham's Narragansett Elementary School to reopen Thursday with gas leak repaired (wmtw.com)
• Richard W. Elliott (boothbayregister.com)
• Snow, wintry mix could cause dangerous road conditions across Maine (pressherald.com)

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