Report: Man Poops in Pants After Getting Bounced From Davis Square Club

After Johnny D's in Davis Square wouldn't admit a 49-year-old man who was too drunk, the man struggled with police, defecated in his own pants and got pepper sprayed, according to allegations in a police report.

The report says the Waltham man tried 12 times to get into Johnny D's on Friday night. He was denied access each time due to his intoxication, and after his 12th attempt to get into the jazz and music restaurant he threw a punch at someone—likely a door manager, though the police report doesn't say.

When police arrived at the restaurant at about 10:52 p.m., the suspect told officers to "go [expletive] yourselves … they won't let me hang out," the report says.

Police put the man in handcuffs, but he "repeatedly thrashed his legs around," nearly striking pedestrians on the sidewalk, the according to the report.

While police waited for the transport wagon, he "apparently defecated himself as he continued his verbal assault," the report says.

The report reads: "[The suspect] stated to officers that he hoped we 'got his [excrement] on our uniforms.'"

It took five officers to get the man into the transport wagon, but he still struggled and kicked, and after a warning police sprayed him with pepper spray, the report says.

He was arrested and charged with assault and battery, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, according to the report.

Please remember that allegations contained in police reports do not indicate a conviction.

Ed. note, March 26: A reader contacted Somerville Patch to complain that the suspect involved in this story was named. It is generally the policy of Somerville Patch to name individuals who are, in point of fact, arrested in the city, except in certain cicumstances, such as sexual assault or when the safety of individuals is at stake. In this case I believe the reader made a good point. This story, I think it's fair to say, involves a somewhat strange circumstance, and upon reflection I don't believe it's appropriate to undermine the dignity of the man involved. As a result, I have removed his name from the story. The rest of the article remains the same. Please be aware this is an exception to Somerville Patch's usual policy. Also, if you would ever like to contact Somerville Patch about a crime story, police story or any other story, I invite you to email me at chris.orchard@patch.com. You may also email somerville@patch.com. -- Chris Orchard