Do Pirates Suffer From Midlife Crises: Fridley on Craigslist

LIFE: Pirates of the Caribbean - $10

“Arrgh, what be this nonsense? Pirates don’t suffer from mid-life crises. That’s the stuff o’ landlubbers nightmares.”

Tons of Princess Barbie Decorations – $25-50

Can’t get enough of Snow White and Sleeping beauty? What about your child?

Ladies’ Russian Silver Fox Hat - $40

Put this on, hitch up the troika, and you’ll be ready for anything Minnesota’s decadent, capitalist winters can throw at you.

Micky Mantle Plate - $15

You can’t go watch TV until you can see Mickey’s baby blues peeking through the green beans.