OMG PD: Stuffing Your Bra Isn't Always a Good Idea

Each week, Patch combs through the more shocking, surprising and often absurd alleged criminal acts and police-related incidents that unfold throughout New Jersey. Here’s what went on this week for “OMGs from NJ PDs.”

A Different Kind of Padded Bra: Many ladies look to enhance their assets, but not as many decide to use narcotics as filler. Wayne Police say Cindy Lou Vandermark didn’t get the message. Vandermark allegedly stuffed her bra with , which police found during a traffic stop.

Wanted—Better Getaway Cart: Designating a wheelman is usually the key to a clean getaway, but the thieves who broke into the Minisink Pool Club in Chatham didn't figure on their . The thieves dumped the cart in the woods, but police said they also made off with electronics and air horns. Be on the look out for people blowing air horns while browsing the Web. 

Find a New Line of Work, Part 1: Fifth time’s the charm (we can hope) for a Franklin Park man who led police on a chase before getting . Not only did William Campbell roll through a stop sign, but he almost hit a South Brunswick Police car and decided—as so many people featured in OMG PDs do—to lead the officer on a chase. During the pursuit, he tried to intentionally hit the police car, according to reports. After all of this, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that Campbell has 10 driver’s license suspensions to his name.

Find a New Line of Work, Part 2: A Cinnaminson man isn’t exactly adept at breaking into cars, or at least getting away with it, police say. Palmyra Police charged Sean Pavlichko with only a month after he was charged with the .