It's a Post-Snooki Morristown on Craigslist

In less than a week, Morristown was either going to gain exposure on a national stage, or fall into uncontrolled chaos. It depends on who you asked. 

Now, well, Aug. 9––is just going to be Thursday.

So, , "Morristown for Sale" takes a look at a few loosely-themed items.

1. In Honor of Your Baked-in Brown: We present this beautiful tan leather jacket, perfect for weekend warriors on the Hog, or for anyone just looking to up their cool credits. $300.
2. In Honor of Your Geographical Roots: While you filmed on the Jersey Shore, your roots took you primarily to The Big Apple. So, we present this super cool piece of NYC history, a 1958 subway map. It's a steal at $10.
3. While You May Have Been from New York: At least for Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, this area is now home. As a new East Hanover resident, "Morristown for Sale" extended its search to that town and found this hot stone massage kit for $50. With a baby on the way, relaxation may soon become a precious jewel for you, Snooki. You may want to consider this.
4. In Honor of Your Baby: Should you decide to patronize our fine town of Morristown now that you are a local, "Snooki," may I recommend carrying Lorenzo in style down South Street in this Kelty-brand Backcountry Child Carrier. Since it's primarily for hiking, you can head up Fort Nonsense afterward and not even have to change! $50.
5. Iron Sconces: These have about as much to do with this theme as MTV has to do with music these days.