Morristown for Sale: What's That About Grandma?

Happy Friday, Morristown! Are you ready for a three-day weekend? Before you mentally check out of work today, check out some of these interesting items we found on Craigslist.

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1. These TVs are Just Getting Cheaper and Cheaper: This one, a 20" Sony, is only $10. Pretty soon, those of us who don't mind non-HD videogaming (and working out our muscles because some of them are heeeaaaavvvvy) will just need to put our hands up and people will throw them at us. No, wait, don't do that. See parenthesized comment.
   
2. For Those Measuring Portions: We don't recommend putting cheeseburgers in either of these antique gumball/peanut machines. That's not delicious, that's just gross. But, hey, (wrapped) peanut butter cups? Just a thought. The one with a key is $165, the one without is $135.
3. 20,000 Words for $3? That's, like ... a whole lot of words for very little money!
4. Save Ferris: Buy him from this seller for $1,800, and allow him a second chance at cutting lawns professionally.
5. Well, That Doesn't Sound Very Nice: We had to assume "Clock Grandmother" wasn't what it sounded like. Thankfully, it's a "Grandmother Clock (smaller than a Grandfather Clock)," and no grandmothers were harmed in the making of this Craigslist listing. The seller is asking for $99.