Morristown for Sale: When You've Gotta Go

Craigslist is a wonderous place. Where else can you go and get a solution to your temperature reading needs, your fashion needs, your ... natural needs? 

1. Stuck on You: Do you love Gorilla Glue? Do you love to know what the temperature is? Then, this might just be your lucky day. Grab this thermometer now for $25.
2. Fashion Forward: Looking to look your best for a job interview, ladies? But, what if someone spills coffee on you just before that interview? Then, you're in luck, because this seller is offering not one, but two identical, fashionable, interview-worthy pant suits, at $25.
3. Mice Are Nice: Especially when you eat off them. No, seriously, Mickey Mouse and Pluto (which is not a planet) can be your meal companions should you decide to snap up this whimsical set of plates. They're not just for kids, they're for the kids in all of us. $25.
4. Mice Are Nice 2: Electric Boogaloo: If Mickey's just not enough mouse for your house, then pick up this even more whimsical address book, with lovely little mice sipping tea. A steal at $2.
5. When You've Gotta Go: It happens to the best of us. Well, then there's even something for that on Craigslist. It's a magical place, really. These portable potties, including the intimdating-sounding "Pak-a-Potti 4000" are going for $10 each. The seller also notes "both unused." Thank goodness.