What Would You Do for a Patch Umbrella?

It's already rumbling and raining out. And, that's not even part of what we're supposed to get this weekend, when a saucy dame named Irene comes to town.

Bet you could use an umbrella. Wouldn't it be great if you had one? Wouldn't it be even better if the one you had was green and promoted your love of Patch on it? That, to us, sounds just about perfect.

Well, folks, five of you could be sporting these beautiful umbrellas if you just let us know ... music, please ... what would you do-o-o for a Patch umbrella?

And, those who win the umbrella will have them hand-delivered by us (after the storm. We don't recommend anyone be out and about in what experts are calling a very powerful hurricane this weekend).

So, Morristown, tell us: What would you do for a Patch umbrella?