Jeffy Is Princeton's Pet Of The Week

PRINCETON, NJ — Meet Jeffy! She has been chosen as Princeton Patch's Pet Of The Week.

"You there, yeah you! Speaking to you man, so listen up! Check out my 12-year-old, yorkie, Jeffy. No, Jeffy is not a male! She has gender identity issues, live with it. This is America and Jeffy do what she wants! And yeah, I know what you’re thinking: I'm a manly man — I watch the sports and like girls. What of it? Yorkies are tougher than your basic Golden Retriever or whatever, so don't cross me dude. I'll sic this bad baby on you and your bros — that'll teach ya some respect. Want a dog that follows orders, shows compassion for other dogs and such. Not Jeffy! This little psychopath steals and hoards toys that she doesn't even want from other dogs. And don't get me started on treats: she might not want them but sure as heck not gonna allow your dog to have them. And why would she? Your basic dog don't deserve them.

Pet of the week? Jeffy be like pet of the universe or something. Best dog ever, better than that Air Bud dog of yours. You just hating. Cute? You know it. Selfish? This is Jersey. Athletic? My granny dog can jump on the bed and stuff — I don't see you jumping twice your height on the court. Confident? Heck yeah, she knows she better than your stupid dog. Smart? She once broke out of two, count em two, consecutive closed doors, scaled two flights of stairs and a doggie gate, climbed a kennel, and jumped onto a frickin' kitchen island... just to eat a batch of chocolate cookies. And she made it back to bed — smooth criminal, am I right? Yeah, I'm right. She didn't even vomit or diarrhea or nothing. That's like you eating 150 cookies and hitting the shore same day. You think you can do that? I don't think so. You nothing. Jeffy is something. Pet of the week, hands down, hands down."

— Mel A of Princeton (instagram.com/jeffy_frankie_princeton)

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