Donald Trump Zoltar Machine Entertains in Front of Trump Towers

MIDTOWN MANHATTAN, NY — A Donald Trump Zoltar machine, a parody of the fortune-telling machine in the movie "Big," entertained passers-by with its xenophobic babble outside the Trump Tower in Midtown on Tuesday.

Video of "The All-Seeing Trump" machine, an animated Trump robotic figure with laser red eyes who predicts the future inside a glass box, records a fake Trump voice saying lewd, sexist and racist things to outline his satirical plan for the presidency.

"In the future, I'm gonna work very closely with the female members of Congress, only the most beautiful ones are welcome to the Oval Office anytime," he says in one video. "Or should I say I'm welcome in their Oval Office. It's gonna be unbelievable."

"You look like a very, very recent immigrant, get over here," he says in another video taken by Gothamist when the Trump Zoltar was located in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

At one point, security guards outside the Trump Tower seemed to be perplexed by what to do with the box.

"I see a huge investment into a modern, high-speed rail system," another video caught. "Very advanced, very fast, and we're gonna use it to deport 11 million illegal Mexicans. And by the way, I love the Mexican people, I love their spirit. I love their spirit, and I love packing them onto trains like cattle."

We should take this opportunity to make the joke that when talking to Trump Zoltar, instead of wishing to be big, you gotta wish to be YUGE.

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