What Kind Of Subway Creature Are You?

NEW YORK CITY — Do you use your MetroCard to spoon food into your mouth on the L train? Is the morning commute the perfect time for your girlfriend to give you a leg wax? Do you like to play the flute, but only hanging upside down and sans pants?

What kind of Subway Creature are you? New York's favorite MTA oddity archivist would like to know.

Rick McGuire — the @SubwayCreatures Instagrammer who brought us dead baby subway sharks, Pennywise on the L Train, and a rat showtime sensation — has launched a new survey asking what kind of commuting creature are you?

"Hey, you a freakin' subway creature or what?" A New Yawk narrator demands to know as the Eko video survey launches. "Jeez, take the freakin' thing already!"

Take the survey here.

What follows are the subway moments that define a city.

Survey takers are asked how they sleep, eat, work out, self-care, fight, dance, and care for their fellow creatures.

Do you relate more to the loud subway snorer, or the man who lets a stranger's head rest gently on his shoulder?

Do you try to attempt splits on the subway or do you prefer to bring your stationary bike along for your commute?

Would you rather your girlfriend pluck your eyebrows or wax your leg?

When dancing, do you want to pirouette barefoot onto the G train, or grind up against a steel Herald Square column?

The answers define you. Patch tried the survey a few times and discovered we might be videographers, T.V. heads or, best of all Subway Rats.

"Hey little rat on the subway tracks," a woman serenaded us when the survey was completed. "I love you..."