Romney-Obama Debate, Part 2: Who Won?

So, after every debate, there is an inevitable rush to the Internet to extol who “won” and who “lost.” It’s always rash, and done impulsively, often without much thought or effort put into the remarks.

Therefore, don’t let us be the ones to deny you a basic human instinct and craving! We promise – We won’t tell anyone you couldn’t resist. You know you want to comment about how Obama likened supporting Republicans to shooting yourself in the face, or how Romney said he wouldn't stop with Seasame Street - The Fraggles and The Muppets are next.*

This article will still be up tomorrow, so if you’d prefer to sleep and ruminate on the debate, well, it will be waiting for you in the morning. Or, you can just practice Democracy as a spectator sport and read the responses – it’s up to you. (How Democratic of us, really.)

* Note: Neither of these things happened. (That we know of. The liberal media could have edited them out.)