Bryan Wilson, 'Texas Law Hawk,' Is Your New Favorite Lawyer

Bryan Wilson wants you to know he’s on your side.

And he’s doing it in a rather creative way.

Wilson, who calls himself the “Texas Law Hawk,” has been doing a series of TV ads featuring bald eagles, American flags, bumbling cops and motorcycle wheelies.

His latest, released Tuesday, already had nearly 350,000 views on YouTube as of Thursday morning.

Wilson was born and raised in Ft. Worth and went to Texas A&M undergrad and Texas Tech law school, according to his bio. He calls himself ”loud and proud of his Texas roots.”

You don’t say.

In the latest ad, Wilson screams “Bryan Wilson, Texas law hawk” several times between eagle screeches. He says catch phrases like, “Talons of justice” and, “Due process, do wheelies” as he hits a wheelie and rides off on a motorcycle bearing the American flag.

And that’s not even the crazy part.

Some friends are seen leaving a Halloween party when one gets busted by a cop for drunk driving. Back at the “station,” a cop caricature orders him to take a breathalyzer test, but the man calls Wilson, who busts in on his motorcycle to save the day.

Check out another one of his older ads, which features Hungry, Hungry Hippos, fishing with bare hands and a cop trying to bust a house party without a warrant.

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