Sex for Nachos, Bunny Suit Slap, Worst Robbery Disguise Ever: Top Weird News Stories on Patch in 2016

A woman in Clairsville, Ohio, really wanted some nachos. So much so, she put an ad on backpage.com offering sex for $60 and some cheesy chips. She demanded them four times during one ill-fated meetup — with an undercover officer who promptly put her under arrest.

Covering more than 1,000 communities across the country gives us a unique perspective on the goings on in America's suburbs and small towns. That includes heavy doses of the strange and weird, of which there is no shortage.

Read up on the strangest stuff we encountered in 2016 across the Patch Network:

Ohio Woman Arrested for Trying to Trade Sex for Nachos

A Clairsville, Ohio, woman really loves nachos. Not too unusual you might think, but according to the Beaver Township police department, this woman literally lusts for nachos.

Cop Investigated for Slapping Man in Bunny Suit

A New Jersey Police officer was under investigation for walloping a man dressed in a bunny suit who had arrived at the station to answer for an outstanding warrant. The bunny's brother caught the incident on video (of course), including the cop's delivery of at least two hearty slaps to the head.

Worst Robbery Disguise Ever? Sharpie Beard Drawn On Face

The robber, who also happened to have a beard drawn on with marker, demanded cash, an email from the sheriff’s office said.

Woman Throws Bag of Dog Poop at Speeding Truck Driver, Hits Her Target

She gestured for the driver to slow down, and as he passed her, she threw a bag of dog feces at the truck, which went through an open window and exploded inside the interior, police said.

Big Mac Maniac Eats 28,984th Burger in Memory of Sandwich Creator

Don Gorske ate his 28,983rd and 28,984th Big Mac sandwiches after learning of the death of Michael “Jim” Delligatti, the man who invented the gastronomic extravagance that is a staple on the McDonald’s menu.

Michigan’s Jim Harbaugh Goes Deep, But Did He Eat A Booger?

Did University of Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh eat a booger during a 51-14 rout of the University of Central Florida?

Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail

While it’s often recommended people stop and smell the flowers, taking time out to pet cats can lead to arrest.

Man and His Goat Walk Through New Jersey On Cross-Country Journey

What sets Steve Wescott’s trek across the 48 states apart from those who came before him? His companion, Miles.

Smuggler Who Hid 51 Turtles in Pants Sentenced to 57 Months

Enhanced penalties came into play because value of turtles confiscated at airports exceed $1 million, government says.

Star NFL Quarterback Says He Saw UFO Over New Jersey

The Green Bay Packers' Aaron Rodgers went there in a podcast.

$1.5 Million 'Snake House' Lawsuit Settled for Unknown Sum

A confidential settlement was reached by the parties involved in a lawsuit filed when an Annapolis couple spent roughly $61,000 in a futile effort to rid their dream home of snakes, which the homeowners said made it unlivable.

Texas Woman, 53, Gives Birth -- To Granddaughter

After three miscarriages, Kelley McKissack turned to someone very close to her to carry her child.