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I was born in Elgin, 10 minutes before my twin brother, Tim. He has since made up for his tardiness in height, towering over me today by about 1 and 1/2 feet. He and I are tied for the youngest in the family—though I like to consider myself a middle child—and have two older brothers. I grew up on one of the last standing farms in what is now the well-developed area of Prairie View. For those who do not know the town, it is a northwest suburb of Chicago sandwiched in the middle of Long Grove, Buffalo Grove and Lincolnshire. I moved to Minnesota to attend Winona State University, which is situated right on the Mississippi River. During my time there, I left for six months to study abroad in Granada, Spain, where I traveled throughout the provinces and even ran with the bulls in Pamplona. I returned to Illinois in June 2007 after graduating with a B.A. in Mass Communications: Journalism and Spanish. I wrote for The Daily Chronicle in DeKalb until June 2010. There, I covered education for about two years, crime for nearly one and during my home stretch, delved into issues centered on the governments of DeKalb County and the City of Sycamore.
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A look at weird crimes in the Chicago area.
The National Weather Service is warning beach-goers to stay out of the water through Saturday because of strong rip currents and high waves.
Also in this week's "3 Things to Do Downtown," a big, free, music fest and gallery tour.
Looking for a place to sip on suds this weekend? We've got it.
Also in this week's "3 Things to Do Downtown," a big, free, music fest and gallery tour.
Also in this week's "3 Things to Do Downtown," a big, free, music fest and gallery tour.
Also in this week's "3 Things to Do Downtown," a big, free, music fest and gallery tour.
The Chicago Police Department announced Thursday that officers will be on the prowl in the 19th district this weekend in a special effort to catch drunken drivers.
The Chicago Police Department announced Thursday that officers will be on the prowl in the 19th district this weekend in an effort to catch drunken drivers.
The Chicago Police Department announced Thursday that officers will be on the prowl in the 19th district this weekend in a concerted effort to catch drunken drivers.
A gorilla who was sent to Kansas City from the Lincoln Park Zoo recently had a baby who sadly, did not survive.
For every pound of Dietz & Watson deli products purchased, the company will donate a half-pound of meats and cheeses to the Northern Illinois Food Bank.
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The unique features earned the playground high praise.
For every pound of Dietz & Watson deli products purchased, the company will donate a half-pound of meats and cheeses to the Northern Illinois Food Bank.
For every pound of Dietz & Watson deli products purchased, the company will donate a half-pound of meats and cheeses to the Northern Illinois Food Bank.
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The mayor was on David Letterman this week and offered up his Bill Clinton impersonation.