• Keith HeffintrayerPatch Staff Verified Patch Staff Badge

  • Norristown, PA

I enlisted into the United States Army right out of high school, where I served in combat arms as a Forward Observer.

After being honorably discharged, I spent the greater portion of the last decade as a caregiver for my mother and father, who required nearly round the clock care as a result of several conditions and disabilities.

While in college I studied Computer Forensics and Network Security, but both my mother and my sister obtained their master's degree in journalism and english, respectively. Having grown up in such an evironment, writing just came naturally to me.

I began my career with Patch as a freelancer in December of 2010, writing for sites across multiple counties before settling in with Patch's Montgomery County cluster.

Now, I'm the Local Editor for Norristown and Lower Providence.

I'm married to fellow-Patch freelancer Kristen McMaster, we had our daughter, Evelyn Mae Heffintrayer, on October 18, 2012.

Your Beliefs

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This disclosure is not a license for them to inject their beliefs into stories or to dictate coverage according to them. In fact, the intent is the opposite: we hope that the knowledge that their beliefs are on the record will cause them to be ever mindful to write, report and edit in a fair, balanced way. And if you ever see evidence that we failed in this mission, please let us know.

Politics

How would you describe your political beliefs? Are you registered with a certain party?

Though I'm a registered Republican, my stance on many issues tends to be only slightly to the right of center.

I loathe the two-party system, as I believe it does more to divide people than issues themselves. Still, I view it as a necessary evil, since a three-party system would only further divide the public.

Religion

How religious would you consider yourself? (casual, observant, devout, non religious)

I was born and raised as a Roman Catholic, though I lost my faith quite a few years ago. I do not attend any church or services, though I have no issues with those who do.

I consider myself an envious-agnostic. I have no idea who or what made us, why we live, or what happens when we die. I do, however, miss the comfort that faith brought me in my youth, and I envy those whose convictions prohibit them from going astray.

 

Posting Activity

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Former PA Governor Dies

William Scranton, Governor of Pennsylvania from 1963-1967, died Sunday in California from a cerebral hemorrhage.

Former PA Governor Dies
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‘Restaurant Impossible’ Gives Hurley’s New Lease on Life

Business has been booming at Hurley’s American Grille–formerly Edibles Restaurant & Pub–since celebrity chef Robert Irvine and his Food Network crew renamed it, revamped the menu and spruced up the dining room.

‘Restaurant Impossible’ Gives Hurley’s New Lease on Life
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Teen Accused of Using Brick to Assault Norristown Basketball Coach

A 15-year-old freshman from Glenside has been arrested and is facing felony charges after he allegedly struck a Norristown basketball coach with a brick during a post-game melee at Cheltenham High School in February.

Teen Accused of Using Brick to Assault Norristown Basketball Coach