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ABOUT MIKE SCHOEMER
Email: mike.schoemer@patch.com
Phone: 763-218-0827
Hometown: Sioux Falls, S.D.
Current residence: Albertville, Minn.
Birthday: Jan. 5, 1974
Mike Schoemer is a 13-year veteran of community journalism, having worked in cities including West Fargo, N.D., Edina and most recently, Monticello, where he was managing editor of the Monticello Times. He has won multiple awards for his writing, including a first place award from the Suburban Newspapers of America for a team-edited piece on homelessness in the Twin Cities suburbs.
Schoemer and his wife, Jenn (a St. Michael native) live in Albertville with their three children, who are all under the age of 5.
An avid golfer, Schoemer has recently taken up fishing with his family on Knife Lake near Mora, Minn. He also enjoys basketball and skating in the winter months.
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A self-proclaimed political mind, Schoemer is a registered Democrat, but has tended to lean more conservative now in his "old age."
As a child in Sioux Falls, Schoemer was part of the first kindergaren class at St. Mary's Catholic Elementary School, and graduated from Sioux Falls O'Gorman Catholic High School. He is still a practicing Catholic, and his family attends St. Michael Catholic Church.
Schoemer feels some of the key issues confronting St. Michael and Albertville are sustaining commercial growth while waiting for the housing market to recover from the collapse of 2008; maintaining and increasing the quality of School District 885, which is one of the "newest" in terms of facilities in the state; the aging population of Wright County; and, of course, traffic issues in downtown St. Michael and Albertville near Interstate 94.
Here’s a weekly listing of crime incidents and police and fire related calls in Washington County.

A quick look at the top headlines from last week around the Twin Cities east metro area and Hudson.
Also in this week's update: your weekly "dumb criminal" and asleep at the wheel.
Also in this week's update: your weekly "dumb criminal" and asleep at the wheel.
Also in this week's update: your weekly "dumb criminal" and asleep at the wheel.
Also in this week's wrap: A reprieve for Northfield students, and Sobriety High gets kicked off the state's financial bus.
Also in this week's wrap: A reprieve for Northfield students, and Sobriety High gets kicked off the state's financial bus.
An affidavit filed in federal court this week states the state's transportation department and the USDOT could be forced to pay out acceleration payments to get the project done on time thanks to a lawsuit filed by a Maple Grove-based construction
Justin Nelson, 24, of Roberts, has been named as the arson suspect in Tuesday's St. Croix Central Elementary School Fire.
The forecast is better, but not perfect, for Saturday's Hay Lake Run. If the elements outdoors are rough, come out and check out the museum and log home on the grounds.
Peter Polga directed the facility for nearly four decades.
Nearly 60,000 people in the region were without power at one time or another after heavy snow hit the area Thursday, May 2. By Thursday night, many were back on line.
Also in this week's roundup: Remembering a Northfield teen, and an Apple Valley husband faces first-degree murder charges.
A quick look at the top headlines from last week around the Twin Cities east metro area.
A quick look at the top headlines from last week around the Twin Cities east metro area.
Crews were called to the Kingsfield Lane neighborhood around 6 p.m. Saturday, April 27.
Here’s a weekly listing of crime incidents and police and fire related calls in Washington County.
Also in this week's round-up: A farewell to Lakeville's editor and another housing development makes headway in Eagan.
Also in this week's roundup: Remembering a Northfield teen, and an Apple Valley husband faces first-degree murder charges.
Also in this week's roundup: Remembering a Northfield teen, and an Apple Valley husband faces first-degree murder charges.