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Weird News, The Ridiculous Labor Day Edition: Lots of Nudity, Too Many Animals, Overflowing Stupidity and We Ate the Cicadas (But They Didn’t Eat Us)
Because Weird News never takes a holiday.
By Todd Richissin
Ah, summer: We hardly knew ye.
Sure, Labor Day is only the unofficial end of summer. The season still has some life in it. You can still go to a water park. You can still take in a baseball game. Tan if you want to.
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Or just kick back and reflect on the weird summer that was. That’s what we’re doing. Here, because you deserve it, are some of the weirdest news story of the season from Virginia and DC.
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Weird News: Honey 'Boo Boo' Pays a Visit, a Pepper-Spraying Shoplifter and Naked at the Bus Stop
Weird Virginia/DC: Baby on Board, Hoya Mascot Drops Out, Things That Go ‘Boom!’ aaaand Goat Voodoo?
Weird News: Runaway Sheep, Painting Elephants and a Georgetown Raccoon
Weird News: Peeping Toms, Scaredy Cats, Zombies and Taking Candy from a Baby
Weird News: Prom Date on a Horse, Cicadas for a Snack and Beds Racing in the Street
Weird News: Pet Raccoons, Chicken Skeletons, Emergency Landing at WaWa’s and a Stolen Bible
Weird News: Urine Balloon, Metro Matchmaking and Snake Turns Off the Lights
Weird News: Blonde Bank Robber, Prius Bandit and Exploding Port-a-Potty
And...Drumroll, please…
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