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🌱 Keyser-area commissioner tapped for powerful state workforce development role
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In today's newsletter:
- Keyser-area commissioner tapped for powerful state workforce development role
Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: Snow showers; breezy, colder, with a high of 33 and low of 25 degrees.
- Friday: Cold with a little snow, temps: high: 32, low: 27.
- Saturday: An a.m. shower, then a flurry, with a high of 36 and low of 14 degrees. ⛄️ Brr!
📰 News we're reading
• Governor Morrisey Announces New Appointments to State Boards - West Virginia Daily News (wvdn.com) — A longtime resident of the Keyser area, Mineral County Commissioner Charles Staggs has been appointed by Governor Patrick Morrisey to the influential West Virginia Workforce Development Board. The announcement highlights his roots at Frankfort High School, years at the Luke Paper Mill, and his growing leadership role representing Mineral County alongside other new appointees to state boards.
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🗓 Events Nearby
- Dungeons and Dragons at LaVale Library
LaVale Library
5:00 pm - 2025 Frosty Forest Fair
Mineral County Fairgrounds , W Washington St , Fort Ashby
6:00 pm - Wreath Decorating Workshop
34050 Northwestern Turnpike , Burlington
11:30 pm - Mindful Eating for the Holidays Nutrition Class at LaVale Library
LaVale Library , Fort Ashby
1:30 pm - Frankfort 5K Jingle Run
Fort Ashby Primary School , 44 Fort Ashby Primary School St , Fort Ashby
9:00 am - Romney Christmas Parade Cruise In
The Bank of Romney Community Center , 165 E Main St , Romney
10:00 am - FNB Bank 85th Annual Children's Christmas Party
FNB Bank , 105 N High St , Romney
1:00 pm - Frankfort 5K Jingle Run/2Mile Walk & Kids Mile presented by QC Striders
44 Fort Ashby Rd , Fort Ashby
2:00 pm - 2025 Christmas in Romney Parade
19 E Main St , Romney
5:00 pm - WPSD Girls Varsity Basketball @ WVSD
West Virginia School for the Deaf , 261 N Antigo Pl , Romney
4:00 pm - Ugly Sweater Houseplant Bingo
34050 Northwestern Turnpike , Burlington
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Speak up!
Where to file a complaint Have an issue with a solar provider, utility company, telephone provider, or even a state agency, but not sure where to… (Nextdoor ) - Many people aren't aware of where responsibility lies when it comes to utility services.
• Who’s responsible if a power surge damages your appliances • When and why utilities can (or can’t) be shut off during extreme cold • Whether… (Nextdoor )
- Tractor Supply posted a job opening for Merchandising Sales Associate in Keyser. Apply here.
- West Virginia University posted a job opening for Assistant Professor of Computer Information Systems (Tenure Track) - Keyser Campus/PSC in Keyser. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Keyser here.
🗞 Nearby News
Moorefield
- 3rd case of bird flu detected in West Virginia (newsandsentinel.com)
Davis
- DEP Board Hear Tucker County Witnesses in Appeal (parsonsadvocate.com)
- Rollover Off Mountain Takes Life of One (parsonsadvocate.com)
- Will a data center be good for Thomas and Davis in Tucker County, West Virginia? (brookings.edu)
Morgantown
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