Bad Ending When Masseuse Offers 'Happy Ending'

A masseuse offered a man a "happy ending" before stealing his wedding ring, police reports say.

The man, 33, called Brookfield police about 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report he had been the victim of theft while staying at the .

According to police reports:

The man said he arranged for a masseuse to come to his hotel room, but when she offered to give him a "happy ending," he refused. He went to the restroom and when he returned, she was gone and so was his wedding ring and the $50 he paid her for the massage.

Sheepish, the man asked if a plain-clothed detective could come to the hotel to take the report rather then a police officer to save him embarrassment because the man was attending a business conference at the hotel that evening.

Police tracked down the 26-year-old Milwaukee masseuse, issued her a municipal citation for solicitation without a permit and recommended the Waukesha County District Attorney's office charge her with theft.