Drunk Driver Couldn't Hold It Any Longer

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

That must have been the thought going through the head of a drunk driver who pulled off to the side of Brown Deer Road Sunday morning to urinate in the grass.  

It wasn't long before the man's bathroom break triggered the attention of a passing Bayside police officer at 3:24 a.m. in the 900 block of Brown Deer Road. The man, who was noticeably drunk, dropped his wallet on the ground when the police officer asked him for his driver's license.

Police searched the vehicle and found a 24-pack of Miller High Life sitting on the passenger side floor. Only nine unopened cans remained in the case.