OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

You Will Respect My Author-i-ty … Officer

Driving a retired squad car can make you feel a little like a police officer. But driving a current squad car makes you an actual police officer. with embarrassing consequences.

More Mopping! More Dusting!

Loud banging on an adjacent apartment wall at 3 a.m. can mean only one thing. .

Did He Throw a Liberal Hook or Conservative Cross?

A political discussion at the Shorewood American Legion post last week .

Directly From the Enron Business Plan

A Wauwatosa entrepreneur for a new snow removal business.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.