OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

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This Menomonee Falls wife attacked her husband because . But porn is in the eye of the beholder.

This crime is a bit sketchy

A Greenfield man and something less valuable left in its place.

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Usually when a man lies about being married, .

And when he was handcuffed, the cops tipped their caps

, but for some folks, .

Criminals say the darndest things

This OWI stop and arrest was wholly unremarkable, but is why you should invoke that right to remain silent.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.