OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

And there’s a giant black-and-white eye on the porch

Monty Python created the large wooden badger and the killer rabbit, That would just be silly.

The “top” is the: a) top, b) bottom, c) none of the above

Wisconsin’s four-year high school graduation rate increased 1.3 percent in 2011. .

Don’t splice this guy’s cable

High-tech thievery often requires a .

Just who isn’t learning a lesson here?

A teen who to suggest he’d completed his community service sentence can avoid jail … with 150 hours of community service.

It's a bad news/worse news kind of thing

Matching the description of an armed robbery suspect quickly .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.